Viking

A player of the card game "Magic, The Gathering" who not only is in their 30's and at home with they're parents but continues to go to lan centers and challenges little kids to battles.

Usually large, Nordic looking, and have long stragley beards.

Tom spent 400 bucks on magic cards. He is a fucking viking!

by Nick December 21, 2004

viking crouch

were a male rubs his balls and anus in and around the victims face

i am going to viking crouch you

by alienhead09 October 25, 2009

Viking toast

A traditional toast where everyone whips their dicks out and vigorously slaps them on the table

“We propose a Viking toast in honor of the bride and groom.”

by Viking daddy November 21, 2017

reverse viking

The act of holding a person with long blonde braids upside down while they perform fellatio on your pork sword until the point of ejaculation.

Anna completed the reverse viking on El Jefé until he finished, unlike the viking, where the recipient misses ejaculation wide left.

by Ray_Finkle5 November 20, 2016

viking

A straight acting gay man, butch, awesome at sports and gets along with straight guys

Dude 1: That new guy is really cool!
Dude 2: You know he is viking, right?
Dude 1: No way! He is the coolest fag I've ever met!

by Chelsea~ January 10, 2006

Viking Metal

A ficticious genre, typically endorsed by wiccans, limp wristed males, and fat females alike. It is very much similar to unicorns, in that to be able to see unicorns, you must truly believe they exist. And much the same as believing in unicorns, if you believe in viking metal, you're truly a femmewimp.

I think Amon Amarth is viking metal because I am a homosexual.

by Bitchtosser July 14, 2009

VIOLIN

A new and hiptacular way to say hello! VIOLIN is said in italic sarcam, thus suggesting that you are indeed not actually saying violin, but chello (cello), a popular term thrown out there by young hipsters wishing to send a quick greeting.

BosoxFanatic220 (6:23:35 PM): VIOLIN
xo sau x3 (6:23:43 PM): haha whats upp

-Hey man.
-VIOLIN.
-Whats up?
-Not a whole lot yourself?
-same hither...

by Sawyer June 11, 2006