verbal rapability

the art of talking a female into getting anything you want, A mans skills at running game.

Based on my verbal rapability, she pays my bills, gives me her car, and let's me stay at her place all the time.

by joey f September 4, 2005

Verbal judo

The way of using words as weapons. A profient practicioner can cut a rival down without physical attack. Strings together profanity in a creative and interesting way.

Don't mess with a blackbelt of verbal judo.

by Tony666 April 20, 2009

Verbal pyrotechnics

Someone spitting some serious lyrics

'I got some serious verbal pyrotechnics from my missus last night'

by T-M March 27, 2008

verbal platinum hit

Whenever someone says something significantly genius or awesome.

Sam: How was the party last night?
Dilly: It sucked! It was a total testicle festival. Yo! There goes another verbal platinum hit, courtesy of yours truly.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

verbal dribble

Excessive talking about uninteresting subjects. When someone goes on and on about something you feel is absolutely inconsequential.

John is sick of his girlfriends verbal dribble about how her day was.

by Stewdog July 15, 2009

verbal gonorrhea

1) a contagious inabilty to shut the fuck up, which easily spreads among the listeners.
Much like the white noise of teenage fans at a pop concert or the adult fans at a sports concert, except this disease has no rhyme or reason and then it seemingly stops for no particular reason. Usually there is one of two stragglers who try to keep the conversation going but the other peers no longer care.

Oh, here he comes again. If he starts his verbal gonorrhea again, lets just leave. I don't want to participate in his social experiment!

by Ethereal Mercenary October 26, 2010

verbal vomit

A forceful and continuous stream of many hurtful, hateful, angry, insulting, personal verbal attacks.

I feel I need to take a shower after she spewed all that verbal vomit at me.

by Not a Philistine December 2, 2016