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Valentines Day Massacre

Valentines Day Massacre
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”
by Johnheartlebob October 16, 2023
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oh my goodness valentine

A phrase normally used for people who fail horrendously trying to get a girl. Originated from a commentary sentence from an NBA commentator reacting to Denzel Valentine air balling a 3.
man: are you a girl? because I would like to get with you!

other man: oh my goodness valentine
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb February 18, 2025
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Valentines’ Day Mudslide

When a man is performing anal sex on a woman, and in the middle of the act, the woman experiences a bout of explosive diarrhea caused by their valentines date to a local Mexican restaurant.
Ashley gave me a valentines’ day mudslide after our date to Hacendia.
by MFTJ February 14, 2021
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Valentines day

Another word for saying tap n gap for a whole day…keen?
Me: wanna be my valentines?
Girl: ew no

Valentines day
by Slickzupko February 11, 2022
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Erin Valentine

Erin Valentine is a female who has the body of a goddess and the brain of a genius. Men are drawn to her good looks and her awesome sense of humor.

But be careful not to piss anyone with the name Erin or Valentine off, they may become deadly and possibly try to stab you.

But besides that, everyone loves to be around Erin or Valentine, but of course... not when they are angry.
Guy: Wow! You are just like that girl Erin Valentine!
Girl: Wow! That's the nicest thing someone has said to me all day!
by Deathuponu June 22, 2016
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Valentine's Day 2

"Valentine's Day 2: For The Gays"
The day after Valentine's Day that you celebrate with your partner because your/their homophobic parent(s) won't let you see each other on Valentine's Day
"Sorry, my mom won't let me celebrate Valentine's Day with you"
"It's ok, we can organize something for Valentine's Day 2!"
"huh?"
by Cooblap February 10, 2020
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Valentine's Day

The worst fucking holiday ever if you are forever alone. You usually sit in the darkest corner of your room consuming cookies and crying as your friends text you about what a boy did for them. It is especially terrible if you have to go to school. Everyone is being asked out, getting valentines (or candy grams) and you are just sitting there buying yourself a lollypop to look like someone gives a fuck about you. Then you go home and commit deathpacito until you are yeeted to death.
Stupid-ass-bitch: Oh my God! I'm going to loose my virginity on valentine's day!
Lonely-person:Go commit deathpacito
by lonely-blond-boy February 10, 2019
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