Dan Krusch's created word. A vaginal creamist means to be someone who is of creaming of the vagina. Usually you can use it in any conversation or to look like a complete dumb ass.
I love apples.
I love apples.
by Dan Krusch October 17, 2004
When you are horny and want to have sex but your vagina "slams shut". Your sexual partner can't fit anything maybe a finger in there.
Referring to lockjaw, of when you use alot of cocaine and your jaw will slam shut without you doing so.
Referring to lockjaw, of when you use alot of cocaine and your jaw will slam shut without you doing so.
"Babe why is your vagina so tight I thought you wanted sex? I can barely fit my finger in there"
"Looks like I'm having a case of vaginal lockjaw"
"Looks like I'm having a case of vaginal lockjaw"
by Chicken_tindies April 18, 2019
My boyfriend refused to take out the trash so I used the vaginal wrench: No sex for three days.
Tanya uses the vaginal wrench at her job to get promoted. She's sucked every cock on the sales team.
Tanya uses the vaginal wrench at her job to get promoted. She's sucked every cock on the sales team.
by Spirit Bear February 08, 2014
1. Being irritated or easily irritable.
2. Sand in the pussy.
3. "Sandy Cooch" or "Sandy Crotch"
Applies to males and females equally.
2. Sand in the pussy.
3. "Sandy Cooch" or "Sandy Crotch"
Applies to males and females equally.
"Dude, WTF is Rob's problem?"
"His girl wrecked his car, now he has vaginal granulitis."
"Hey, I noticed Rob is over his vaginal granulitis."
"Yeah, Jane got the car fixed for him and it was like vagisil... Instant relief"
"His girl wrecked his car, now he has vaginal granulitis."
"Hey, I noticed Rob is over his vaginal granulitis."
"Yeah, Jane got the car fixed for him and it was like vagisil... Instant relief"
by bear shaver May 31, 2009
An act reserved only for women who are not slutty whores and high end strippers (who are worth the premium). Involves deep douching of the vagina and occasional anti-smell soapings.
Lindsey: I haven't douched or used Vagisil in months!
Larry: You slutty ho! Vaginal hygiene should be a priority if you're worth $500.
Larry: You slutty ho! Vaginal hygiene should be a priority if you're worth $500.
by Eagleslax May 03, 2016
the influence that a female exerts over the male, either by using sex, the stated, or the unstated prospect of sex(regardless of her intention to actually have sex with him). Similar to being "pussy-whipped", but without the prerequisite of sex (although there may still be sex).
"Dude, why did you go see the new twilight with her?"
"It's that damn vaginal pull! I know she isn't going to have sex with me, but I cant say no"
"It's that damn vaginal pull! I know she isn't going to have sex with me, but I cant say no"
by guy98612876491283 November 21, 2011
Todd is suffering from radical daytime nocturnal emissions. Every time his favorite gay singer, Justin Timberlake, appears on TV, Todd's mom gets blown into the air by the massive flow of fluids out of Todd's hose. Todd's gynecologist, who had thought his reaction to the gayness of Timberlake was 'cute' and resembled the singer's female fans reactions, tragically died following an outburst of accumulated vagination on one of Todd's regular monthly checkups.
"I'm so excited I can hardly contain myself! Woops - I think i just vaginated :O "
"I'm so excited I can hardly contain myself! Woops - I think i just vaginated :O "
by nutty walrus January 07, 2007