Smart Vomit

The overuse "smart" to describe new products by companies

This is the new smart watch! - smart vomit

by Smart_Vomit November 27, 2021

Yarn Vomit

Yarn vomit, also called yarn barf, is a term used in various yarn craft online spaces. It often refers to when someone attempts to pull just the center strand of a yarn skein, and in the process pulls out a large chunk of messy yarn. It can also be used in reference to any highly messy and tangled length of yarn.

"I was excited to use this yarn, but it's just become such an unworkable pile of yarn vomit. I don't think I could untangle it with a month of work."

by RobinYarn June 10, 2022

GIF vomit

Spewing a long list of GIFs while messaging someone, to demonstrate what you are trying to say but simultaneously avoiding the use of any actual text.

I woke up this morning in a good mood until I saw that my ex left GIF vomit on my phone about why we should get back together.

by JennMe July 9, 2024

Vomit Comet

(Noun) - Vomit that comes out of your nose
(Verb) - The act of vomiting out of your nose

(Noun): When I got sick last night, not only did I vomit, I also unleashed a vomit comet.
(Verb): If you think you are going to get sick, please don't vomit comet all over the toilet.
(Verb Past-tense): I told the doctor that I Vomit Cometed when I got sick.

by Randomdude90 January 31, 2015

Dog vomit

my dog just threw up all over my fucking chair wtf. Little fucker is not gonna have any food tonight.

That little bitch there is dog vomit everywhere

by Pieceofshit43 May 6, 2020

Vomit Tsunami

Four or more people uncontrollable vomiting from guzzling massive amounts of bagged wine

Ben had a real Vomit Tsunami in his room last night after chugging all that bagged wine with him and his three friends.

by Vomitsixnine October 18, 2018

vomit

That one thing that only means full stomach to you, but this same thing means some sign of illness to other people in your immediate surrounding

To me, that huge plate of pasta is just a delicious meal, but to my friends, it looks like a sign of impending vomit when they see me struggling to finish it!

by Emotional Cruiser October 14, 2025