Vaada

a fake barbie that needs to go on Jenny Craig dieting.

Look at that Vaada standing in the window.

by Josh Sroka November 14, 2007

Vlad

Be sure in a fact, that he is gay. When Vlad reaches the age of 13, he usually has crush on a guy called Greb. If you are male and have a friend called Vald, be careful. Maybe he has an obsession on you right now

Vlad is such a gay!

by marmeladka December 30, 2018

Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is the current President of Russia. He is a former KGB agent and he is super strong and dangerous. He is currently invading Ukraine.

Emily: Stop invading Ukraine, Vladimir Putin! -makes edit about Save Ukraine-

Putin: Думаешь, я боюсь дегенеративной маленькой девочки? Теперь я буду вторгаться в Украину еще сильнее!

(You might want to translate to English unless you speak Russian)

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022

Vlad

Stupid has a small penis and is is dumb not attracting

that is vlad ugh

by EmporerPenguin December 14, 2018

Vladimir Putin

an expression of when you take a phat shit

Man: What did you do
Other Man: I just became Vladimir Putin and nuked the toilet

by Gawkingisgood May 28, 2022

Vlad

A vlad is a slang term for the meaning of the word 'vagina' and can be used in any since of crude-humard jokes involving a vagina.

I had so much fun eating out my girl friend's vlad!

by suidizzo May 31, 2010

Vladimir Putin

God-Emperor Putin to the likes of you.

Peter Drury: Now here's Vladimir Putin, the God-Emperor himself. He shoots... and he scores! How did he score from outside the stadium?
Gary Neville: There's never been a better player, even though he's never played football and is usually far too busy leading our civilisation towards an uncertain fate.

by Max Biggins October 9, 2020