Symbolic Victory

I'm not going to let it happenband YOU WILL LET THE CHILD DIE.

Hym "I'm going to murder that kid. Deny you your symbolic victory. You can all suffer and die. You deserve it. You deserve to suffer and I am going to make you do it."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2024

Flawless Victory

When you go to the toilet and shit the stomach pain away in one go or have diarrhea that makes you appear at the pearly gates, its called a Flawless Victory.

Boris:Bro, i'm so lucky I keep getting a flawless victory.
Jaquavius:Damn.. I wish I was that lucky.

by trolled! August 9, 2024

Pakistani Victory

A "Pakistani Victory" describes a situation where someone declares themselves the victor of an argument or debate, only to be swiftly and decisively refuted, often in a humiliating or embarrassing manner. The individual's initial claim of victory is so thoroughly dismantled that it becomes a source of ridicule or amusement. The term implies a complete and utter reversal of fortune, highlighting the vast discrepancy between the perceived outcome and the actual result.

John, convinced he's a grilling guru, loudly proclaims at the family barbecue, "My burgers are the best! I've mastered the perfect sear, the juiciest patty, and the most flavorful blend of spices!" He then serves up a plate of charred, dry hockey pucks that everyone struggles to chew, while his sister, Sarah, quietly presents her perfectly cooked, juicy, and flavorful burgers. The silence is broken only by Sarah's compliment on the quality of John's charcoal. John, initially beaming with pride, slowly realizes his "victory" has been reduced to a pile of inedible disappointment, a classic "Pakistani Victory" moment.

by MJC69420 May 14, 2025

Landslip Victory

An electoral win where a party secures a governing majority, but they lost the overall popular vote by a significant margin.

The party technically won, but it feels more like a landslip victory than a landslide.

by ColdUtopia February 21, 2026

swing a victory

someone can tell that has won after a competition,battle,etc.

- You're right,but if he defeats these 10 opponents, he could actually swing a victory.

by stacy22 August 30, 2009

strength of victory

A horrible tiebreak method of deciding who makes the NFL playoffs.

The 2010-2011 Green Bay Packers will always be the team that made the playoff of the shitty 'strength of victory' tiebreak method.

by aaron flucking rodgers January 19, 2011

Mask of Victory

Facial

After giving head, she insists on wearing the Mask of Victory

by Blaster65 September 11, 2018