ur mom so fat shes an avacado 🥑🥑🥑

She really is.

ur mom so fat shes an avacado 🥑🥑🥑

by Williamthecoolboy June 25, 2022

Ur Gay is Mom

When someone hits you up with that “Ur mom gay” you must counter-attack with “Ur Gay is Mom”
Works 100% of the time

Guy: Lel ur mom gay
Kid: Ur Gay is mom
Guy: Evaporates into nothing

by M3m3M4ch1n3 February 25, 2018

I'm Doing Ur Mom

It's A Goofy Joke/j And It Means Having Sex With Someones Mom.

Billy: Oi Jil I'm Doing Ur Mom Tonight.

by Kazoooooo September 09, 2023

Up in ur mom

When your friend asks you where you are, say this,

Friend: Where are you?
You: I'm up in ur mom

by KoRnbandfan April 10, 2023

ur mom ur dad the one u never had

the only thing worse than every thing else

maisy:ur mom

daisy:ur dad

maisy:the one u never had

*instant death for daisy*

useof ur mom ur dad the one u never had

by mc crispy May 17, 2025

ur mom a cactus

The worst insult ever known to mankind. It means that someone is not only a prick, they're the whole cactus. This extremely offensive word was believed to have originated in the Medieval ages or before that. It is the worst insult ever. 'ur mom a cactus' is even worse than 'ur mom gay', 'ur papa a nazi', 'ur gran gran a trans man', 'ur dad a lesbian', 'ur cousin a muffin' and the N word. It is not a bad as 'ur mom trans' and 'ur papi nazi'. This word is also worse than 'Karen'.

Karen: Why did you block me? Ur mom gay.

Donna: Ur mom a cactus.

Karen: That hurts.

Donna: Just avoid ur mom and you'll be fine.

Karen: I'm gay.

Donna: Yes.

by Pigeon girl June 22, 2020

i slept w/ ur mom

1. usually used by kids who think they are cool but really are not at all
2. a really stupid overrated comeback

Person A: oh, i slept so bad last night
Person B: yeah, and i slept w/ ur mom

by ur moum October 30, 2022