Upper Management

A wife

Upper Management won't let me get that hot tub I've been jonesing for over the last decade. How'd you guys get it done?

by nem- December 20, 2023

upper deck

"Upper Deck" signifies being on top, having a superior position, standing on the highest deck of a ship. It's about leadership.. It's not just a position, but a state of mind. It's the "Upper Deck" status.

Sure, here's an example: "Her unmatched beauty and popularity placed her on the 'Upper Deck', making her superior to everyone else."

by rizzmeupb January 31, 2024

upper jizzer

The act of ejaculating in the top part of a toilet then flushing to coat the inside of the bowl.

Hey can you leave that picture of Sydney Sweeney in the bathroom I gotta take an upper jizzer

by Blomblom2396 March 9, 2024

Upper decky

slang for ZYN nicotine pouches.

Yoo, remember that fucktard named jeffrey? I saw him putting in an upper decky in the bathroom

by dumdumboy March 12, 2024

Upper Decker

When you take a huge dump into the water tank, hence the name upper decker.

Y'all have probably seen many more definitions and guides, but I'm gonna teach y'all how to do one even better.

1. Follow the typical steps to taking an upper decker and take all neccessary precaution to not get caught.

2. On top of shitting the most horrendous turd you can manage into the water tank, also dump in a significant quantity of high calorie food or drink (like bread, meat, highly sugary drinks, etc). This gives the microbes in the shit food to feed on, making the toilet even more nasty on top of the shit thats in there.

3. Profit

Man, that dude Jim was so mean last night. I can't wait to see the look on his face once he finds out about the Upper Decker Moldy Edition TM I did to his upstairs toilet

by PT118 May 4, 2024

upper school

another way for saying high school. used often by students who go to upper east side private schools

"after your moving-up ceremony, you'll officially be in upper school."

by blondie_talks May 13, 2024

Upper Decker

Chicago slang for whipping out the rumpus maximus, doing a fruity little dance with your tooter, and shitting on one's roof.

Guy 1: he did an upper decker on my roof.
Guy 2: ewww man gross. Give him a Chicago sunroof
Guy 1: yeah I will, gotta get my gut going first though. Wanna get some deep dish pizza?

by very stinchy vagina master May 29, 2024