Dutchman's uncle

NOUN: Someone who holds an opinion that seems improbable but is in fact correct

If Genever gin comes from Switzerland then I'm a Dutchman's uncle.

by Genuine Dutch Uncle May 13, 2016

Uncle Neil

To inject ones finger into the anus of another being

Last night I got an Uncle Neil

by Ddawg911 February 19, 2019

Uncle Mayo

Best friend

You are my Uncle Mayo

by MayoQueen June 12, 2019

Uncle Buxx

Uncle Buxx is a term used for a type of funding from a rich uncle. Typical this word is used towards a spoiled person with no job or prospects mooches off of their rich uncle's money

sangfroid: Yo legoat, how many uncle buxxs did you use in order to take Wei to dinner?
Legoat: Shut up stupid! This is my own money.

by DDwei July 15, 2021

The Uncle Joe

When you have children rub your leg hair and it feels good.

No, don’t make little Billy do “The Uncle Joe”!

by ChorlieChorlie October 28, 2020

uncles paradise

A large penis that usually comes from your uncle into your paradise

Wow you gotta love that uncles paradise

by myunclesass August 21, 2018

Uncle Donnie

Your creepy uncle who is most likely a pedophile.

I haven't been able to sit since my last visit with Uncle Donnie

by phatchick420 October 27, 2017