Uncle Guido

the metaphorical relative that will make good on one's previous shovel talk and/or other threats of violence

Ex: "If you break her heart, I'll have to send Uncle Guido after you..."

by NutmegBGB June 6, 2019

Uncle Mayo

Best friend

You are my Uncle Mayo

by MayoQueen June 12, 2019

Uncle Cheech

An Italian guy that is mentally retarded

Uncle Cheech quit messing up da pizza recipe!

by Uncle Cheech August 31, 2019

Uncle time

When your uncle spends quality time with you in his windowless van and touches you with his pee pee

Its uncle time this is what your uncle says when he picks you up form school

by King_zelch September 23, 2019

Uncle Donnie

Your creepy uncle who is most likely a pedophile.

I haven't been able to sit since my last visit with Uncle Donnie

by phatchick420 October 27, 2017

uncle al

It is another word for alcohol

I'm seeing Uncle Al this afternoon

by Alcohol is fun June 5, 2017

fancy uncle

A homosexual sugar daddy

I'm meeting my fancy uncle for dinner and drinks later.

by awesometimefuntown May 3, 2016