The Uncle Joe

When you have children rub your leg hair and it feels good.

No, don’t make little Billy do “The Uncle Joe”!

by ChorlieChorlie October 28, 2020

Uncle Touchy

When your Uncle loves you too much & is always down to love you even more.

When you have an Uncle Mitch he gets incarcerated, and now he's Uncle Touchy.

by NikiNitro September 25, 2023

Uncle Jimmy

The largest and most profound rapist ever.
He currently resides in Sweeden

The rape rates have gone up massively, must have been Uncle Jimmy

by Uncle Jimmy from Sweeden March 12, 2020

Tiny Uncle

An uncle who is younger than you

This is me and my tiny uncle, Brandon.

by tiny mommy October 3, 2022

Dutchman's uncle

NOUN: Someone who holds an opinion that seems improbable but is in fact correct

If Genever gin comes from Switzerland then I'm a Dutchman's uncle.

by Genuine Dutch Uncle May 13, 2016

Uncle Donnie

Your creepy uncle who is most likely a pedophile.

I haven't been able to sit since my last visit with Uncle Donnie

by phatchick420 October 27, 2017

The Pasty Uncle

When you're giving it to her from behind, pull out suddenly and drop kick her so hard your feet get lodged into her vagina.

Usually happens during a hate fuck.

Emily: DUDE YOU GAVE YOUR EX THE PASTY UNCLE?!

Zach: SHIT YEAH I DID. SHE'LL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!

Emily: OH GOD SO MUCH HURT

by Trixster G. Rex June 8, 2011