Composing a short story (factoid, haiku, joke, …), or posing a math problem, using 140 (or 280) characters or less on or about the number π.
Three examples of Twitter Pi are:
a) A haiku entitled “Pi in the Sky” goes like this:
Pi is three only.
For the Bible tells me so!
I shalt not doubt it.
b) Trump promised MAGA evangelicals in red-pilled states: “If re-elected, I’d decree π to be 3 for all true-blue patriots.”
c) A math toughie: If 1! = 1 and 2! = 2, show that (1/2)! = 1/2 √π and (–1/2)! = √π.
a) A haiku entitled “Pi in the Sky” goes like this:
Pi is three only.
For the Bible tells me so!
I shalt not doubt it.
b) Trump promised MAGA evangelicals in red-pilled states: “If re-elected, I’d decree π to be 3 for all true-blue patriots.”
c) A math toughie: If 1! = 1 and 2! = 2, show that (1/2)! = 1/2 √π and (–1/2)! = √π.
by Fasters February 25, 2023
Get the Twitter Pimug. Football Twitter is a section of twitter that consists of people with names such as “PogbaSZN” or “SalahSkills”. It’s full of people calling each other Nonces , Virgins , Gay and more.
There are 4 sides to FT :
Side 1 - People with football Avis talking about football
Side 2-People showing there faces
Side 3- People with rapper profile pics to try and leave FT , even though they only interact with FT.
Side 4- The cringe kids who spam agendes , never watch games and be racist , sexist etc .
All in all , it’s an amazing part of twitter , we may have our flaws , but so does everyone else , in the end it’s a tightnit community of virgins , and I wouldn’t have it any other way ❤️
There are 4 sides to FT :
Side 1 - People with football Avis talking about football
Side 2-People showing there faces
Side 3- People with rapper profile pics to try and leave FT , even though they only interact with FT.
Side 4- The cringe kids who spam agendes , never watch games and be racist , sexist etc .
All in all , it’s an amazing part of twitter , we may have our flaws , but so does everyone else , in the end it’s a tightnit community of virgins , and I wouldn’t have it any other way ❤️
Football Twitter- a large group of football accounts talking shit to each other with a few ones actually talking about football
“Dave , I’m gutted”
“Why?”
“LacazetteSZN , called me a virgin”
“Sorry mate”
*The year is 2089*
“Hey Billy , what was your best online experience?”
“FT , for sure , bunch of nice guys”
“Sound mate”
“Dave , I’m gutted”
“Why?”
“LacazetteSZN , called me a virgin”
“Sorry mate”
*The year is 2089*
“Hey Billy , what was your best online experience?”
“FT , for sure , bunch of nice guys”
“Sound mate”
by FT LAD March 18, 2019
Get the Football Twittermug. by CityFT January 2, 2020
Get the FT Twittermug. by Nutzen YerMouf May 3, 2018
Get the Twitter Shitmug. Sarah: How did you meet Rafael?
Jenn: At some random friend-of-a-friends' party. I'm not sure even how we ended up in bed. We pretty much met over brunch the next morning.
Sarah: Sounds like a twitter bang!
Jenn: At some random friend-of-a-friends' party. I'm not sure even how we ended up in bed. We pretty much met over brunch the next morning.
Sarah: Sounds like a twitter bang!
by santa clothes May 2, 2009
Get the Twitter Bangmug. Miley is such a twitter-twatter. All she posts is irrelevant lyrics and jokes that nobody gets.
Kevin's twitter-twattering has swamped my homepage more than a few times, that assface.
Kevin's twitter-twattering has swamped my homepage more than a few times, that assface.
by WhyOfCourse July 25, 2009
Get the Twitter-twattermug. The keyboard courage that allows a normally civil and mild-mannered guy to make an outrageous posting in his Twitter account.
by Clifton Hughes November 19, 2009
Get the twitter ballsmug.