A young australian female who will body slam you and sit back laughing as you try to fight with her....
by MorphineLips May 28, 2010
Something that is exciting or thrilling. Also something that causes an intense twisted feeling in your stomach.
That episode of Sons of Anarchy was quite the twist in the gut!
That roller coaster is a total twist in the gut!
That roller coaster is a total twist in the gut!
by AceMachina October 28, 2011
A longer version of got me bent, with the addition of "twisted" to signify that the listener is both astonished AND irritated.
by Tee Hi December 15, 2008
by Heavy D aka (Lardass) December 09, 2018
When you fuck a chineese prostitute in her nose while smoking pot to the point that her nose starts bleeding and falls off. After that you take her nose, place it on a piece of carpet, and repeditively twist the carpet to decompose her nose cartilage. After repeditive twisting it will turn into a powderey substance that you either inhale through the nose, or insert anally.
1.I twisted so much carpet last night that my shit can smell itself.
2. I heard Ian Fignewton was twisting carpet last night.
3. Im doing the carpet twist.
4. Im soo twisted right now that i want to read my textbook and hallucinate.
2. I heard Ian Fignewton was twisting carpet last night.
3. Im doing the carpet twist.
4. Im soo twisted right now that i want to read my textbook and hallucinate.
by Eiyahn Fignewtonburg December 06, 2009
Guy 1: What happened with that double bagger you took home last night?!
Guy 2: She turned out to be a hermaphrodelight so I just watched her give herself a twisted sister...until I finished the case!
Guy 2: She turned out to be a hermaphrodelight so I just watched her give herself a twisted sister...until I finished the case!
by Stu Nahan October 11, 2011
someone who starts off as a normal person and ends up a total herb. Pretty much another way of being a train wreck
by Superben June 15, 2008