"I will fulfill to the best of my abilities to consume all alcohol in question. However if the amount of alcohol in question is too much. I will drink until I am passed out, unconscious."
Jack needed a partner for an international drinking game so he asks his friend Shamus. Shamus not wanting to let Jack down says "I'll give it An Irishman's try."
by Pfunk630 December 6, 2011

The act of over-anxiously trying to get to third base with a girl, generally resulting in the abrupt interrupting of coitus.
Man1: How far did you get with Lisa last night?
Man2: Well, I got to second base, but got Thrown out trying to steal third.
Man1: Gotta be more patient next time.
Man2: Well, I got to second base, but got Thrown out trying to steal third.
Man1: Gotta be more patient next time.
by D4Diggz September 24, 2011

by anonymous September 12, 2021

by Pooky May 13, 2005

by Lyndsay_708 April 23, 2006

person: i want a mug
person: (writes racial slur)
website: mug (with the slur)
person: *clicks*
website: "Couldn't create that product. Please try again."
person (you): what does that mean?
welcome. that is why you're here.
person: (writes racial slur)
website: mug (with the slur)
person: *clicks*
website: "Couldn't create that product. Please try again."
person (you): what does that mean?
welcome. that is why you're here.
by sheaALT October 8, 2022

Jane: I'm currently trying to peel a potato with another potato.
Samuel: Aww, what happened?
Jane: My dog just passed away yesterday.
Samuel: Aww, what happened?
Jane: My dog just passed away yesterday.
by CurrentlyDepressed January 7, 2017
