tragic marker

Taking a piece of shit and writing with it. Tragic, because it's a damn shame if someone else has to clean up your poop.

Wanting to not be forgotten, he wrote "Here sat Al. Here shat Al." on the bathroom stall with a tragic marker.

by Edward James Almost October 17, 2007

Red Book Tragedy

A 4 peice band hailing from East Haven, CT. Including Nick on vocals Brian and Bobby on guitar and Chris on drums. The band broke up in the winter of 2006. Guitarists Brian and Bobby moved on to a band called Seven Second Suicide. In which went though a number of member changes till they changed there name to On The Inhale. On The Inhale ended in summer 2007 were nothing as come about. Each member moved on.

Dude:Did you hear about that band from East Haven?
Ghetto Dude: That red suicide band?
Dude: Ya Red Book Tragedy/Seven Second Suicide?
Ghetto Dude: That band is whack homie!
Dude: Ya but that guitarist and vocalist kick ass tho!

by Brian Corwel January 3, 2009

tragic

horrible and devastating. ten times worse than bad, and far from comic.

I couldn't find any French's Mustard - it was tragic!

by warren b October 21, 2001

tragic

So sad and hopeless, yet funny to look down upon.

Yu-Gi-Oh is so tragic, 'the heart of the cards', yeah, like that would ever help me win a game of poker. The Fart of the Hards.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 13, 2003

tragic

Exclaimation meaning "what a mistake!" or "how terrible!"

"Bryguy was photographed in the bath by his ex- now, it's all over the internet"

"--tragic!"

by derangedpoet July 14, 2003

tragic

wearing black lipstick and listening to nine inch nails, eyeing up the razor as you confide in your livejournal.

my life....is so terribly TRAGIC.

by carolyn "no offense, goth kids" carolyn July 15, 2003

tragic

When something horrible happens.

Mike: It's a tragic thing what happend.
Steve: What's that Mike, what happend?
Mike: Pat Robertson is still alive!

by Tragic Monkey July 19, 2003