Psychological traffic

Being stuck in pockets of slow moving traffic for no apparent reason.

I thought there was an accident on the road but there was nothing going on - so it must have been psychological traffic.

by dp.paz June 19, 2017

mexican traffic

When landscaping trucks take up the entire street rendering the said street impassable, thus causing traffic.

Sorry I'm late but I hit some Mexican Traffic

by Phenen October 24, 2017

african traffic jam

When a lion tries to eat two dic dics and chokes.

I was traveling through the African bush and I saw a deadly African traffic jam

by Lucelliot prydoff January 8, 2018

Laffy taffy

When he never got circumcised so his dick just gotta a lotta Forskin

Ew I’m not gonna suck your dick, you got a laffy taffy

by Eatdatpussyup555 December 9, 2019

Laffy taffy girl

Being a fan of keeping foreskin.

My friends think my foreskin is so cool. They are such laffy taffy girls.

by cnoble87 July 24, 2020

laughy taffy

when a nonce attracts a child to the park with the promises of candy

my uncle laughy taffied a child
laughy taffy - when a nonce attracts a child to the park with the promises of candy

by allahin November 3, 2020

Polish Traffic Jam

Verb; One man reach around masturbation technique usually performed in a BMW or other foreign vehicle

Why is that man honking so much? Oh nevermind him, that's polish traffic jam.

by Hotdograndy October 28, 2021