Tomentos

A random dude of your friends who is also called the meme lord.
He likes to send you back random short words (rarely even long words) but in reverse.
He also likes to sneak in 🅱️s or even replaces complete letters with them.
But he‘s never using both methods in the same word.

Normal dude: Fuck off I have things to do.
Tomentos: I won‘t ffo kcuf. I will send you 🅱️emes all day long.
Normal dude: You‘re such a fucking Tomentos.
Tomentos: I‘m not gnikcuf cause I can‘t 🅱️et laid 😪.
Normal dude: I fucking wonder why.

by Tomentos September 3, 2018

TOENECK

A PERSON WITH A SHORT CRUSTY NECK.
SOMEONE WHO NORMALLY LIVES IN A UNSANITARY HABITAT.

A PERSON WITH POOR HYGIENE ESPECIALLY ONE WHO DOES NOT WASH THEIR NECK AREA.

TANYA: HEY GIRL WHY DIDN'T YOU COME TO THE PARTY LAST NIGHT?

KELLY: GIRL, I HAD TO STAY HOME AND TAKE CARE OF THIS TOENECK! I WAS CRUSTY AS HELL.

TANYA: OH NO! I JUST MADE A COMPOUND CREAM TO HELP WITH THAT! ILL BRING YOU SOME.

KELLY: THANKS!

by mellborne October 31, 2018

Token

When you take a dump and the turd goes right up the tubes after touching the water in a western toilet

Last night it was a total token

I took a dump and scored 3 tokens

by Darkenshire November 1, 2018

Toren

Peruvian jargon, used to describe stupid people.

My brother Arturo is a toren.

by Cmarruffo November 23, 2018

Toenail

Gay child

Person 1: Did you see toenail?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a heck-face

by AnalWithShrek December 5, 2018

Tove

Den rareste i hele verden. Hun er så rar at fuglene synger. Men det går bra

Angie: hun er rar
Helena: ja, det er en tove.

by jeg er kul February 14, 2019

Toenail Cancer

(Of an action) sucking one's toes dry.
If someone were to get their toes sucked so much that they were dry, you might call it Toenail Cancer.
Related to foot fetishes.

"Oh, my God, Steph! Tom totally gave me Toenail Cancer last night."

by Salty Sarcasm March 6, 2019