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Toure

Type of guy to break you heart and laugh about it afterwards
“Why are you crying
Cause toure did what he usually dose”
by Xelhcir July 7, 2022
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self tour

To tour a place such as museums, attractions, sightseeing, etc., without a guided tour showing you around.
Kyle: Hey Justin, do you want to go to the Ground Zero at 2 pm? They have guided tours, but we can go do self tours since we don’t need a guided tour.

Justin: I would love to go, but unfortunately, I won’t be able to go at 2 pm. Can we do noon, if possible?

Kyle: That’s perfectly fine, Justin! Self tours are more fun than a guided tour anyways since we can talk to each other!
by FellowGonzalez August 1, 2022
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Warped Tour 2005

This was the most iconic warped Tour that ever took place. It’s where bands like My Chemical Romance and Fall Out Boy played on the same stage. This was how the Peteky ship was born. Pete Wentz and his gay little ass Walked over to Mikey Way and was like “hey bro I like the skin from your shoulder to your ear it makes it all worth it.” And then Mikey was like “ya no homo tho” and Pete nodded in agreement.
Then they stood on a bridge and watched a New Mexico sunset, went to Waterparks, and gave each other high fives.

Oh they also had a little gang thing they called “the sweet little dudes”

It was also known as ‘The summer of like’ which was the original title of the Fall Out Boy song Band The Doldrums. It was originally written for one of the Shrek movies but ended up on their 2007 album Infinity On High. It’s obviously about Mikey Way himself along with like 80% of the album.
Person 1: warped tour 2005 was so funny.

Person 2: ya haha pete Wentz and Mikey way were super gay though.

Person 2: ya I agree.
by Dontworkhereanymore August 15, 2022
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Join Vermillion Tour

Rooting from pr3stigejuly's YouTube Video, "Join Vermillion Tour" is an informal term that features a definition of telling one's self to "fuck off", and to join "Vermillion Tour", euphemistically meaning of vermillion to be a blood's color, actually meaning to fuck off and metaphorically join a violent tour of blood.
B: Please, you just hurt fucking everyone! Do you have to do this for your own sake?
A: Join Vermillion Tour.
by MosesC October 4, 2022
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Join Vermillion Tour

Rooting from pr3stigejuly's YouTube Video, "Join Vermillion Tour" is an informal term that features a definition of telling one's self to "fuck off", and to join "Vermillion Tour", euphemistically meaning of vermillion to be a blood's color, actually meaning to fuck off and metaphorically join a violent tour of blood.
B: Please, you just hurt fucking everyone! Do you have to do this for your own sake?
A: Join Vermillion Tour.
by MosesC October 4, 2022
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Mississippi boat tour

When one takes a shit in the upper tank of the toilet. The turd proceeds to turn round and round.
Just took a Mississippi boat tour in Ben’s bathroom. Let’s go.
by KC Export January 14, 2022
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Friggin’ tour

A great time with the guys, preferably somewhere in Canada.
I got beers for the weekend, friggin’ tour!
by TastyAlmond May 22, 2022
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