Child torture

Where a young kid makes you watch dumb YouTube videos with them.

You have been watching "CATNAP vs. SQUID GAME MINECRAFT NOOB vs. PRO vs. HACKER CHALLANGE" with your younger sister for 5 minutes.
You: "This is child torture..."

by FlameDuplix007 April 8, 2024

The Tortured Poets Department

The eleventh studio album that Taylor Swift made. Released April 19th 2024.

Hey, did you here about The Tortured Poets Department?

Yes! It's such a great album.

by SuPeRJaCoBBrOs April 25, 2024

The Tortured Poets Department

1.Department with millions of members, poets. and Taylor Swift as the chairman of the Tortured Poets Department.

Can be shortened to "Tortured Poets".

Can also be abbreviated to "TTPD".

2.A double album by Taylor Swift released on April 19th of 2024. the double album being "The Tortured Poets Department" which includes 16 tracks, And "The Tortured Poets Department:The Anthology", which includes an additional 15 tracks.

The Chairman of the Tortured Poets Department: "All's fair in love and poetry, sincerely the chairman of The Tortured Poets Department."

by FloptropicanSwiftie1369 April 28, 2024

The Tortured Poets Department

Piece of artwork written by queen Taylor Alison Swift. Contains 16 tracks in the original version with 15 additional tracks in "The Anthology" Edition.

Swiftie 1: Hey have you streamed TTPD yet?
Swiftie 2:Huh? whats "TTPD"?
Swiftie 1:"The Tortured Poets Department" duhh.
Swiftie 2: Oh she released a new album? let me get my phone.

by TheSmallestManWhoEverLived May 9, 2024

Squidward Torture Porn

A particularly bad episode of SpongeBob Squarepants where the character Squidward is the constant subject of pain and suffering - often in a tasteless manner.

Bro 1: "Dude, I got poop on my dick from doing anal with my girl."

Bro 2: "Damn that sucks on baby. Anyways, would you like to watch some SpongeBob."

Bro 1: "Sure as long as it's not a Squidward Torture Porn."

by reptilelegitfan November 1, 2025

For trying to torturing me into apologizing

So you have been doing the same thing all along.

Hym "No not just murder someone and their family in a vacuum. For trying to torturing me into apologizing. Or contrition. However you want to put it. But this was not a smart idea engaging with this. And I am literally a Magical octopus assassin teacher in an anime when I say this 'CLASS!? This is why we don't engage in sadistic protracted half-measures.' Because then, the second the guy gets the upper hand, he's going to murder you and your family. Just like October 7th. If only genocide brought decapitated babies back to life... Everything would be wonderful forever!"

by Hym Iam November 21, 2025

cock and ball torture

to get your balls destroyed by someone in high heels, sexually and purposefully

i love whenever my 6'8 goth mommy puts me through cock and ball torture with her high heels

by anonymous February 13, 2024