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Curt toot

The definition of a curt toot is as followed:

When someone farts fast and loud to rupture our ear drums during a social gathering.
Damn Mark, that one was a curt toot.”
by SlimmKilla April 15, 2023
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Toot broot

#1 too much to bear, a drag, ruined
#2 something that broke down, of poor quality, dont buy it
#3 it didn't work out, breaking up with someone, too far to travel
#1: Yo, that's Toot broot. -OU- Oai C'est Toot broot.
#2: It's Toot broot. -OU- On est Toot broot
#3: Were Toot broot. -OU- Nous-somnent Toot broot
by Mekazael March 4, 2024
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Toot

A bong like contraptiption made from a tin can sellotaped into a tube then pit through a bottle like a bong peice then a ball of baccy gets stuffed down the tube then 0.1-0.2 gs of chronic is put on top and lit until it drops in one.
Let's get licked and hit a toot!
by Toootman August 15, 2017
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Tortellini toot

When you fart as someone is tongue punching your fartbox
by Your D Deliver November 5, 2022
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Peter Toots

when your penis farts
by mantis422 September 19, 2020
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Tooted&booted

A girl that is so fine your jaw drops
by Lilcartwheel July 13, 2018
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van der toot

A fart shrouded in mystery.
Dude 1: What is that smell?

Dude 2: OMG, somebody van der tooted!

Dude 3: Who was it!?

Dude 4: It wasn't me!

Dudes 1,2,3,4: *points finger at each other
by iamdubz June 25, 2010
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