temporary asshole

A motorcyclist who chooses to "harass" other motorists by riding recklessly, doing stoppies and wheelies on heavily travelled roads, and riding way too fast for the conditions. The rider rarely wears any protection other than a helmet (where required). This is done simply to show off and has great potential to result in a dead, or temporary, motorcyclist. See also squid.

Now that the weather is good, there are temporary assholes riding wheelies all over the place.

by jerdez26 June 9, 2006

Tampon squash

The substance left on a tampon after it has been ejected out of a woman with a blue waffle

Gabby was extremely shocked when she noticed that her tampon squash was a strange yellow color.

by Gingerspice3696 September 3, 2011

Tomboy

A tomboy is a female that mainly likes things that would be associated with males.

Trixie claims she's a tomboy but she really isn't.

by Angelz ✌ January 6, 2017

titty tampon

The circle pads that a women who is pregnant has to start using when she begins to lactate a.k.a titty tamps

Jenny's tits where leaking so she had to purchase some titty tampons

by Shaun M November 16, 2006

Bloody Tampon

Bloody Tampon - The Vampires equivalent of a Tea bag

Vampire 1: Pint of blood please.
Bartender: ok
Vampire 2: Plain water please
Bartender: Why just plain water?
"Vampire 2 pulls out a Bloody Tampon"
Vampire 2: I'm making tea ;)

by [-:.Andrew W.E.:-] February 10, 2010

Global Tampon

A country filled with liberals that heal countless bleeding hearts with wide open arms.

Global tampon is America after 1-20-2008

by fuckobama January 20, 2009

tampon

a tampon is a guy who "only gets stuck up bitches"

A: man justin is always getting harassed by his girlfriend, and it's the same with each one!
B: of course, he's a tampon.
A: a tampon, how so?
B: he only gets stuck up bitches.

by The New Jesus August 14, 2009