wang

Wankers cramp. The result of a BOY jacking off too much. Evident in someone wearing a cast or similar dressing.

Alistair, you look like you had fun last night...*wang*

by Leslee January 12, 2004

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wang

A little chinese man standing about 5'2" in height..who stands around all day waiting for you to command him what to do. His favorite past time? Cooking you fook.

"I want my fucking chicken wings, wang!"
"THE FUCKING WANG DID IT, NOT ME!"

by Cawk n Bawls. May 05, 2003

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Wang Tang

A term for semen used especially when referring the ejaculate of astronauts.

Anna: Remember that crazy astronaut lady who tried to kill her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend?
Christina: Yeah, I guess she really missed the dude's Wang Tang!

by Dirty S April 08, 2008

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Mike Wang

To correct an insignificant grammar error

"Yo your lookin like the bees knees right naw"
"I believe you meant to say 'you're'"
"Homes, Why ya have to Mike Wang me all the time?"

by Nigel6969420 December 08, 2014

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wang angler

a person who is interested in the male sex organ, either being a gay or a woman. Some people are recreational wang anglers, while others are professionals. Professional wang anglers are characterized by loose vaginas/anuses, STD's, and the need to be smacked around by a Pimp. Recreational wang anglers usually hang out at bars and have lower back tattoos. Male wang anglers are characterized by designer clothes, a feminine voice, and a raging passion for cowboys' butts.

Get off your wang angling ass and make some money.

That dude at the gym is such a wang angler.

by JSpyder August 07, 2007

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