Walrus

When you smoke 2 joints simultaneously on both sides of your mouth because you were passed 2 js at once during a cyph
Damn he got 2 joints in his mouth he is straight walrusing
by Puppyangel July 13, 2022
Get the Walrus mug.

Walrus

A sub-genus of THICC gay man bearing a striking resemblance to Wilford Brimley.
Adam: Is that Wilford Brimley?
Steve: Nah, that’s just a walrus.
Adam: A walrus?
Steve: Yeah, you know - like dolphin, otters, twinks, bears, zaddies….
Adam: There are a disproportionate amount of animals types in that group.
by goldengrey1776 September 26, 2022
Get the Walrus mug.

Walrus

A sub-genus of THICC gay man bearing a striking resemblance to Wilford Brimley.
Adam: Is that Wilford Brimley?
Steve: Nah, that’s just a walrus.
Adam: A walrus?
Steve: Yeah, you know - like dolphin, otters, twinks, bears, zaddies….
Adam: There are a disproportionate amount of animals types in that group.
by goldengrey1776 September 26, 2022
Get the Walrus mug.

golden walrus

The fat girl with a pretty face that gets skinnier as the beers flow, you kind of feel bad for taking advantage of her but the blow job was too good to regret.
Me- Dude, I fucked Tina last night!
Friend- holt shit dude, that's a golden walrus if I've ever seen one.
by chambone69 August 08, 2017
Get the golden walrus mug.

bloated walrus

When you’re having sex with an abnormally overweight woman and she is constantly farting.
Dude I had sex with this girl las night, she was a total bloated walrus
by TheJoker1904 April 11, 2024
Get the bloated walrus mug.

Walrus Teeth

Walrus Teeth: Hitting 2 THC vape pens simultaneously.
Let me see your pen so I can walrus teeth!
by Pawgslayer69 June 04, 2022
Get the Walrus Teeth mug.

walrus surprise

When you bring a fat girl home drunk, and then she gets on top of you when you wake up.
these bacon bits are gonna turn me into a walrus surprise
by alyssaG123 November 02, 2021
Get the walrus surprise mug.