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Walrus

That fat girl in the office who thinks she's the smartest most beautiful and hardworking person in the world. When she's not instant messaging her coworker that sits 10 feet away you might find her talking extremely loud on the phone to show everyone how smart she is. She is millennial so she deserves that half and hour morning and afternoon vape break where she bitches about everyone in the office.
That fucking Walrus has been talking on the phone for 30 minutes about her new appartment. What a great use of company time.
by MickeyMouse2233 November 19, 2017
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Walrus

A sub-genus of THICC gay man bearing a striking resemblance to Wilford Brimley.
Adam: Is that Wilford Brimley?
Steve: Nah, that’s just a walrus.
Adam: A walrus?
Steve: Yeah, you know - like dolphin, otters, twinks, bears, zaddies….
Adam: There are a disproportionate amount of animals types in that group.
by goldengrey1776 September 26, 2022
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walrus

fat animal or insult to fat kid.
you are a walrus. the zish ate a walrus.
by AJAX 33 April 8, 2020
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I Am The Walrus

N-no you aren't, Paul Mcartney is. Don't lie. Wait, are you? PAUL? PAUL MCARTNEY, ITS YOU!!!!! Look at all those no-brainers over there thinking they are you. Also, in the song, do you say GooGooGjoob or Koo Koo KACHOOOO?
They are the eggmen and I am the walrus.
by SockDuck May 28, 2022
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Barnie the Walrus

by mlemingshobe July 27, 2020
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bloated walrus

When you’re having sex with an abnormally overweight woman and she is constantly farting.
Dude I had sex with this girl las night, she was a total bloated walrus
by TheJoker1904 April 11, 2024
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walrus chin

Adjective; when your scrotum tightens to resemble a walrus chin.
When Whalen got out of the swimming pool his shorts fell off and revealed his walrus chin.
by Dr. Lyktrbvr October 13, 2017
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