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ticket

oh my god they're such a ticket
by anonymous February 2, 2025
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Rip your ticket

(Verb) To completely destroy one (or more) person in the sack/bed. Leaving one motionless after climax.
A: Are you gonna go to the movies?
C: I'll be there this weekend.
A: Good I'll see you there; and "rip your ticket".
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ticket whore

Someone who excessively buys a ridiculous amount of tickets for concerts, sporting events, etc.
My wife is such a ticket whore. She has a ticket to every event that's going on in town.
by loopit October 26, 2015
mugGet the ticket whoremug.

ticket to 505

pretty much anything in lakeside middle school cause the teachers dont give a shit
hey carlton is that a ticket to 505 i see
by ticket to 505 May 29, 2018
mugGet the ticket to 505mug.

a parking ticket

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.
by Sexydimma January 18, 2013
mugGet the a parking ticketmug.

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