Slavic Thunder

Slavic Thunder is a very hard cough or sneeze - originally caused by tuberculosis, however it can be used to represent a very bad cough.

"Of course I couldn't come into work last week - all you could hear in my house is Slavic Thunder!"

by Linden2K May 25, 2018

Retard thunder

When you go full retard during sexual intercourse

Sara: “How was sleeping with Jacob last night “
Jessica: “Amazing! He went retard thunder on me! It felt amazing!”

by Jesus Chris December 5, 2017

Thunder Buster

Where you line up a cannon and fire a cannon ball while a women called trinity, spreads her legs wide open;decimating her and making England lose the world cup.

I just hit your wife with the Thunder Buster and now i feel epic

by KingKrabKok July 11, 2018

Thunder-pumping

The act of vigorous masturbation, but only when it is so violent that anyone who hears it, assumes they are hearing rumpy-pumpy.

Person 1: I was totally thunder-pumping to your mom's Facebook last night
Person 2: ....

by JBizzle89 November 12, 2012

Thunder-Cunt

When someone is being the biggest cunt in existence

Dude 1: Sarah is such a bitch
Dude 2: Fuckin' thunder-cunt

by Pussy-Fart September 18, 2017

Corporate Thunder

Cocaine; High Grade Cocaine

"Hey, let's go hit this Corporate Thunder"

by JayRod_25 October 27, 2012

Thunder pits

Sweaty hairy armpits

Wow! Gianna’s Thunder pits are dripping sweat!!

by Ms. Pickleson January 3, 2021