Triple H Threat

The Triple H Threat consists of contracting the following all at the same time. Herpes, Hepatitis and HIV (also known as the herp, hep and hiv). VIA sexual intercourse, being bitten by a homeless person or when hanging out with the drummer of every time I die.

I was gonna kong this homeless chick living in a ditch last night, until she gave me the triple h threat!

by GOHO13 August 3, 2010

Zombie Tread

A zombie-like stance that treadmill users take when they grip the treadmill screen and walk.

This stance is typically used by people who are new to the gym or don't work out often.

Not necessary for people who don't user walkers in real life.

I went to the gym January 1st and everyone around me did the zombie tread while I ran.

by Lilbeavis January 7, 2011

The Triple Threat

The act of a woman sitting on a man's face and he uses one hand to play with the nipple, the other hand to play with the woman's clit, and his tongue is buried deep inside her vagina.

How was your night with him?
Girl, he gave me a the triple threat and it was so good.

by Julio Rumundo February 6, 2008

sex threat

to make a threat of having sex, or much more frighteningly, of not.
can be used to create arousal or a joke
but also in times of anger and for punishment.

guy- if you don't stop being such a naughty girl i'm gonna have to fuck you.
girl- ooh is that a sex threat?
guy- do you want it to be?

funny guy- jenny if you don't stop talking to me i may have to take you right here!
jenny- what, in the middle of a library?
funny guy- we could build a fort out of self-help books for privacy.
jenny- alright alright! stop with the sex threats, please! read your stupid book.

jim- i'm sick of you always being out late karen! no more sex for a month!
karen- you're sex threatening me?! that is ridiculous!
jim- deal with it baby!

by pen15clubber October 23, 2007

e-threats

When a chat room member on myspace or some other net meeting place, determined to save face after being totally cussed out, threatens to come around and attack/kill you or your mum/dad/cat/dog/budgie, even though they have absolutely noooooooo idea who you are or where you're at :-D

xyz has just entered the room
abc has just joined the room
^Freddy Flinstone: Your mum's ugly
&**Shinester****£: I'm gonna fuck you up, you watch
^Freddy Flinstone: OMG, LMFAO - e-threats, whatever, like
you even know where I live LOL
Sssexy-Meeee.....: LOL

by ubergeekchic March 28, 2007

Miyagi Triple Threat

The Miyagi triple threat is a unique way to pleasure your woman. It produces extreme and powerful orgasms for her. It is performed by licking her clitoris, while simultaneously rubbing her washboard or G-spot (Note: insert finger into her vagina and rub on the upper wall of her vagina and you will feel the washboard) all while rubbing the outside of her pubic bone, directly above your inserted finger in the opposite direction. (i.e. wax on, wax off for both hands). In a short time this will produce a mind blowing orgasm for her. WARNING: this method has been known to cause coital incontinence, so please make sure your woman empties her bladder before attempting.

Gave my girl the Miyagi Triple Threat last night, and man did she cum hard!

by TeamJimmy September 1, 2011

treadhead

Someone who avidly enjoys watching Motocross. The term has also been used to describe "cheap seats" at Motocross events. ("Treadhead seats")

Jake has been to 12 Supercross events! He's a real treadhead!

by MustangGT September 25, 2005