A girl who could make you go crazy for her the first 5 minutes you're with her. Life with her is like Christmas every day. her hugs make you feel like you're the most important person on the planet. And her kisses feel like a thousand angel wings caressing your lips.
by Flying Pikachu February 11, 2019
Shannon Oiler is a 39 year old lesbian mother from Texas, she enjoys eating raw fish and giving birth
by Shanthewoman42608 September 19, 2021
Phrases, words of wit and all-around funny statements said by St. Louis Cardinals radio broadcaster and former Cardinals player, Mike Shannon, who often says them while inebriated on air during a game
Mike Shannon: I wish you folks in St. Louis could see this moon!
Listener: (laughter)
Mike Shannon: It’s Mother’s Day, so to all the mothers out there, Happy Birthday!
Listener: Good ol’ Mike! The Shannonisms just keep coming!
Listener: (laughter)
Mike Shannon: It’s Mother’s Day, so to all the mothers out there, Happy Birthday!
Listener: Good ol’ Mike! The Shannonisms just keep coming!
by WyldOzzy July 03, 2020
by Martymcfries1888 June 02, 2020
A WOMAN THAT WILL LISTEN TO YOU EVEN IF HER OWN WORLD IS FILLLED WITH UNCERTAINTY; PATIENT EVEN WITH ANXIETY
The team gave me the cold shoulder after I struck out and giving the game away, but Shannon Drum gave me the confidence that I needed to get by and not be so down on the loss
by Kimokazi September 16, 2022
bro why is she shannon dodging
by coochieloverlandon August 22, 2024
bro why is she shannon dodging
by coochieloverlandon August 22, 2024