sweep the porch

To brush away lint, crumbs, dandruff, etc. away from the pubic hair of an individual prior to performing oral sex.

She was fine as fuck, but if you gotta sweep the porch to get in, you probably don't wanna go inside anyway.

by pbrdrunk January 10, 2017

Porch Pillow(s)

A porch pillow is a white trash person that’s always hanging out on the porch and/or stoop of their house/apartment when you drive by.

(Driving past trailer park) Hey Martha, check out all those porch pillow(s) up to no good. They need to get a job!

by YOUxMUFFEDxUP September 2, 2021

Porch platypus

A platypus that lives on your porch.

Dam you have a Porch platypus that's cool

by anonymous November 29, 2025

Front-porch ass

An ass that look's really good to anybody else going by, but nobody actually hangs out there because it’s uncomfortable.

My wife has a front-porch ass because I never actually get to use it.

by Maxbender May 25, 2025

Porch

During the Covid-19 crisis, to “porch” something is to set it outside on the porch and close the door so another can pick it up (more) safely.

I have vanilla. Come on by. I’ll porch it for you.

by Trikeguy March 29, 2020

porch weed

When you mix indoor weed and outdoor weed in the same bowl or joint.

Grind up some of the indoor stuff in the blue jar for me, I want to mix up some porch weed.

by Sir Chester Smokewell March 24, 2022

Porch kitty

A well known whore

That’s not a indoor cat, that’s the neighborhood porch kitty.

by Autz.b January 25, 2023