Mid-Midlife Crisis

When a 15-20 buys expensive clothes, alchohol and anything shiny to give their boring life identity.

"Damn, I can't believe Ben's having a mid-midlife crisis at 16!"

by NormalGuy2 October 7, 2022

crisi

like crisis..but without the other s. so it’s like plural??? like cacti ig

i’m having multiple crisi rn

by MCyeehaw123 September 14, 2019

Health crisis

We may also be faking a health crisis... Maybe the assburger sex cult thing hit a little too close to home and that's why everyone is so desperate to pretend this isn't happening! Ha!

Hym "Might be faking a health crisis. Telling people not to address me directly."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

Minge Crisis

An area or organisation with no shawtys, resulting in mingeflation.

"Wow you go to ICSM must be great"
"Nah wish I went to Nottingham instead, ICSM has a huge minge crisis."

by Registered_Nurse August 1, 2024

national identity crisis-day

The day everyone who can't celebrate halloween has a identitycrisis.

person 1: "what day is it?"

person 2: "it' s National Identity crisis-day!"

by setting66 October 31, 2021

Cuban Missile Crisis

Two men stare each other deep in the eyes and masturbate. The first one to ejaculate loses and will be forced to finish the other man off.

"Hey Craig, our Cuban Missile Crisis last night was crazy. I can't belief I came first, my arms are so sore."

by YourBoiSwaggyJ December 12, 2018

COVID Hold Crisis

COVID Hold Crisis—where we get to spend countless hours per week on hold, being cut off, being transferred from person to person (most of whom have such a thick foreign accent it is impossible to communicate).

I am so tired of wasting my time on the phone due to the Covid Hold Crisis.

by Patience is a virtue! April 22, 2022