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Empty Chair

Verb: To display and bring attention to an empty chair/podium from someone who chickened out of an interview/debate that they promised to do as a method of humiliation.
Boris Johnson refuses to show up for the second Leaders debate about climate change, so a petition has been made for Channel 4 to empty chair him.
by JourneyLT November 22, 2019
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boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.
You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
by Dagrooms October 7, 2016
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Mango Chair

Daniel K has sexy mango chairs they sooo big ;)
Hey Daniel what sexy mango chairs you have.
by Itzyagirlskinnypenis January 29, 2020
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Purple chair

The color of the chair is purple to represent the Loss of a son or daughter loss to overdose on drugs.
Looking over across the table to carissas empty purple chair which was painted purple to represent the loss of my sis due to drugs .
by stylepoints420 July 14, 2022
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Chair Chomper

The sexual position, that is similar to the 69 but involves the male sitting in a chair, while the woman is upside down on his crotch.
also known as the "36"
Guy 1: I totally did the Chair Chomper position with Charlotte last night, but I had to throw out the chair.

Guy 2: You mean 36ed?

Guy 1: Whatever, same thing.
by ALLPOWERFULMANGO April 17, 2011
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Chair Jock

Your typical Jock, but instead of being proficient at sports, they're proficient at computers, video games, and the internet. Also like a typical Jock, Chair Jocks are just as arrogant and rude, but are only so when their cheeks are planted on their gaming chair.
"Who, Michael? That guy is such a Chair Jock, thinks he's on track to be the next hero of the internet because he's slightly above average at computers and video games. Arrogant fuck."
by joytoyboy September 27, 2022
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Chair Brownie

When you're sitting in a chair and you have to poop but you can't get up you poop
Aw man I just did a Chair Brownie
by Notachairbrownie February 19, 2017
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