Cactus

A spikey plant you should not touch. It's green and has spikes. Mostly seen in movies in desert scenes.

"Ouch, I just touched at cactus"

by Cactus47 June 21, 2015

cactus

Someone who you have a crush on... but you think its someone one you know and then its a total stranger!

Glenda: I saw this kid in gym... i think it was Blake... he's really hot!
Linda: Are you sure it was him...
*Next day*
Glenda: That is not Blake!

Linda: I think that is some eighth grader!
Glenda: I dont even know his name!
Linda: He's such a cactus!

by Glenda Foot Massage St. Cactus October 01, 2017

cactus

cactus another name for a self-righteous prick

Whoa cactus....don't be a prick!

by Celestial Star November 18, 2016

Cactus

Offers nothing, poisonousness to everyone

Claudia the cactus pricked everyone at pratice

by Tevez1 October 06, 2015

Cactus

A person who u share a situationship with

She is my cactus

by savemeh March 07, 2023

cactus

An extreme version of a prick. They annoy u to the point of wanting to take a cactus and stab them with it.

Some people are just pricks, others are cactuses

by Twilight_Eclipse February 21, 2016

Cactus

A plant whose shape thrills the women,but also are useless to them as it got some shit spines over its surface.

Mary" Why my order for a spineless cactus not shipped yet?".

by John Weblyek April 21, 2020