wadded up five

Represents a poor gesture, like giving someone a crumpled five-dollar bill for their hard work. Typically used to say that you wouldn't be that grateful for something.

If you mowed my lawn for me, I'd give you... a wadded up five? I'll probably just do it myself.

by obeliskian July 10, 2025

wad and stone

The act of filling a bong with jizz and then taking a hit of ganja.

Karl wad and stoned his way through "college."

by rascalflat October 6, 2016

Fuck-Wad

Used to describe an otherwise intelligent person who messes up three or more relatively easy tasks simultaneously.

He was such a fuck-wad that everything collapsed at once.

by LevonGarvasi July 14, 2013

That’s Wad

“That’s wad” is another way of saying “that sucks” or “that’s ass”

“Bro, I completely bombed my math test”

“That’s wad”

by merylstreep17 June 18, 2018

dish wad

Calling someone a dirty gossiper. Dish is equal to dish water; being dirty. Wad is equal to gossip, spreading rumors, etc.

Erin was gossiping about the new student being a hellion although there was no evidence.
"Hey, dish wad," Mike calls out, "Get real."

by Yinjaei May 20, 2024

WAD

What A Doochebag

Your such a wad
Could be used when texting

by Tomas_mueller87 April 11, 2016

wad-pilot

A jack-off, A person who greatly desires a wad and steers themselves towards it like a 747 being piloted towards a runway. Also, a person consumed by the trivialities of life, not unlike a chronic masturbator.

"I hate Moose, he's such a fucking wad-pilot for stealing all of my dvds and skipping out on rent"

by cassius$ July 18, 2006