Great Northern Toaster

The Great Northern Toaster has a serious of basic steps to follow.

1.) Shit in sexual partners mouth

2.) Proceed to have sex with the person while they still hold the shit in there mouth

3.) When the male partner ejacuates on the womens face she spits the shit out then and only then

Man last night me and Eileen tried the Great Northern Toaster, and I felt bad because she had to hold that mouthful of shit for 2 hours before i busted a nut!

by Nastiestpoopweinerurinaldeuce January 25, 2009

polish toaster struedel

The wonderful meal a guy gets while going down on his girl after she has let another guy blow his load inside of her.

Dude my girl's been cheating on me so there is no telling how many polish toaster struedels I've eaten.

by drash guys June 16, 2009

Commiting toaster bath

Getting in the bath tun with a toaster plugged in and um ur just taking the easy way out fr fr fam

Bru he really commiting toaster bath

by Nachos_with_cheese November 11, 2018

dick stuck in a toaster

when somone is acting nonchalantly about a serious situation.

"Man richard has got himself into some serious debt with the canadian mafia, they'll break his legs for sure."
"I kniw, but he doesn't care at all, he's got his dick stuck in a toaster for sure.

by xxxxxxxxxxxlllllxxxxxxxxxxxxxx August 07, 2017

Toaster Bath Baby

When you are having sex in the bathtub and you accendently give birth so you put it in the toaster.

John: Yeah, my little mentally retarded brother was a toaster Bath baby

by Hell_Is_Full April 29, 2019

Halfway down the toaster

Halfway down the toaster is when you feel absolutely f*cking cooked or 'toasted'. Australian slang for hungover, depressed, tired, drunk, high, or just feel like shit.

Damo Jnr: "Fuuuuuuck me cunt, I am just halfway down the fucking toaster tonight"
Daxon: "So you don't want to hit up the RSL?"
Damo Jnr: "Fuck off you shitcunt, I just fucking told you I'm halfway down the toaster!"

by (mostly) aussie slang ; June 03, 2022

Putting waffles in the toaster

Having raw/unprotected sex with someone that may be a stranger to you, or if they're just a hookup.

“I’m on my way to her house to put some waffles in the toaster, I hope she’s hungry.”

"So, what did you guys do last night?"
"Let's just say I put some waffles in the toaster."

"Where the fuck is Kyle?!"
"He's probably putting waffles in the toaster again."

by JLuc14 August 02, 2018