ticket

a very bad person

oh my god they're such a ticket

by anonymous February 2, 2025

Rip your ticket

(Verb) To completely destroy one (or more) person in the sack/bed. Leaving one motionless after climax.

A: Are you gonna go to the movies?
C: I'll be there this weekend.
A: Good I'll see you there; and "rip your ticket".

by McDoobie&McBongsJointTreatment June 17, 2018

ticket whore

Someone who excessively buys a ridiculous amount of tickets for concerts, sporting events, etc.

My wife is such a ticket whore. She has a ticket to every event that's going on in town.

by loopit October 26, 2015

Dump truck ticket

The act of sexual intercourse with a fat chick that statistcally is under 5" tall & over weighs at least 225lbs.

Lehroy was awarded his Dump Truck Ticket after performing his trademark reverse double dunker move, on that Jabba the Hut lookalike fat chick, in the back of his mobile home...

by rathole November 25, 2009

Ticket

Acid/LSD
Better word than tabs

Bro he just took 19 tickets he's gonna die

by bodas December 13, 2022

booty ticket

A slip or verbal version of the booty ticket is exceptional. A booty ticket is given when requested by a loved one or someone wanting to grab that booty. The booty ticket can't be denied or reversed. It can be given by any girl. You could use the booty ticket on the one that gave you the ticket or any other girl.

Friend: Dude, she's right there
Me: so?
Friend: you have an extra booty ticket
Me: oooooh

by mister bum hole November 25, 2019

OG TICKET

Flamefraggs (funny moment man) coined this word as it represents his 9-year-old army

Render: bro, look at these fans!

Flame: THEY'RE MY OG TICKET BRO PLEASSEEE
Kalal: bro, shut the *era era aah* up

by oh_itstotallymookie May 10, 2022