American Standard Dolphin Kid Dream

An approximately turkey sized child sized child to be served to one or two dolphin(s), 2-5 times a day.

Specifically in the Atlanta Metro area.

I can see two prime American Standard Dolphin Kid Dreams headed our way now.

by Roycupine November 23, 2023

u.s. standard algorithm

U.S standard algorithm is math for multiplication or adding and subtracting.

Let's use the U.S standard algorithm for our homework!

U.S. standard algorithm: Math strategy.

by hai._its._me. January 31, 2018

Marroni Standard Time

Also know as MST, is the mean solar time at which a person arrives. Adopted as the standard time in a zone that usually borders on the cap of being fashionable late. MST delays typically run from 15-45 minutes.

Ki Ki: "I'll be there at 6pm."

*Ki Ki & party arrive to the event at 6:52pm*
RC: “ Sorry guys, we were operating on Marroni Standard Time”

by 2legit pineapple December 20, 2021

Standard White Boy Edition

Standard White Boy Edition (adj.) is a term used to describe a very average sized penis on a white man.

Typically ranging anywhere from 4-5.5 inches in length and maybe 0.35 - 0.5inches in girth. 5.5:0.5 being the peak of a SWBE.. though there have been some cases reaching 5.75” with slightly more girth.

A very average penis such as this typically comes on a very average white man. Typically passed down from an average white Father’s Genetics.

Example 1 :

Woman : I’m so excited to finally feel you tonight..

Man : Yeah, I’ve been looking forward to it myself..

Woman : I know you’re gonna rock me with that big ol’ dick..

Man : I mean - I might have a Standard White Boy Edition.. but I definitely know how to use it..

Example 2 :

Man 1 : Bro you are always fuckin’ bitches.. you must be rockin’ a massive hog down there!!

Man 2 : Nah.. Dad blessed me with a Standard White Boy Edition.. but it gets the job done..

by _BigClock March 4, 2024

Double standard

A standard that works one way for one person or group, and another for a different person or group.

The reckless and careless girl that got in several severe accidents while driving intoxicated on ambien and alchohol or just drunk (and also got her dog hospitalized due to negligence) was the one posting public service announcements on all the electronic signs on a roadway about how people should drive safely or go to jail, drive drunk and lose their license, or to stay hydrated and not drive drowsy or sleepy, or preaching against cruelty to animals while asking for donations on TV ads. That's a lot like a mayor being on crack and having people arrested for smoking weed or any other drugs for that matter. Some people can poke fun at the double standard of another human and judge them, but don't want to get judged in return, they tell you don't judge me when they judge as much as everybody else.

by The Original Agahnim November 16, 2021

The Kavanaugh Standard

This refers to the fact that most U.S. citizens who vote for judges do not do research the candidates and instead choose based on superficial criteria. E.g. can they boof?

How did you pick judges when you voted yesterday?
I kinda just picked names that didnt sound like a lady or a foreigner.
Ahh...the Kavanaugh standard

by Urban cowboy 6969 July 27, 2023

Double-Standard Declyn

The male version of a Double-Standard Debbie. A man who believes women should just see he's a 'nice guy' but then hypocritically harshly judges women based on their looks. Funniest part is that this type of guy usually has no intention of changing his appearance or improving himself to get the type of woman he actually wants.

Dave: I'm so tired of women! All they care about are tall guys with six packs!
Ivan: Alright, well, what about Hannah? She told she thinks you're funny.
Dave: Ew, no. I don't wanna date that fat wench.
Ivan: You literally are more out of shape than her.
Dave: I just want a woman who takes care of herself.
Ivan: You're a Double-Standard Declyn. No wonder you're single.

by A random nobody :) January 25, 2024