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Twenty one pilots

Probably the gayest straight , it’s also a famous band ....
by Seniõr parmigiano March 23, 2019
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Pilot

While this is most commonly known as an aircraft “driver”, Pilot is also the name of a super cute guy. Pilot is funny and not afraid to flaunt his weirdness in front of everybody. He is smart and a good, well-behaved student. He is a little short but makes up for it with his big personality. Pilot is, like, super cute! So many girls ik have a crush on him, and some boys. Anyone would be lucky to have Pilot as a friend or boyfriend.
Pilot: “says something random and stupid”
All the girls ik: OMG HE IS SO HOT
by 😶‍🌫️ May 24, 2022
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Satellite pilot

Any senior member of a company that keeps their job and/or gets promoted by taking credit for successes that would have happened regardless of their presence. Typically these people are found in companies where all the hard work has been done and the company now makes money automatically no matter what anyone does. Just like once all the hard work of getting a satellite in orbit is done it will usually stay in orbit. The only real task of the satellite pilot is to not do anything truly stupid AKA knock the satellite out orbit.
Despite us being only one of 4 oligopoly energy suppliers our CEO just got a $5 million bonus for last years performance when. He's such a satellite pilot.

Our head of HR is the biggest satellite pilot I've ever seen.
by Evitabl January 29, 2024
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Ho Auto Pilot

When you're so drunk you don't remember anything, but you were really good at sex.
I was so messed up, but my ho auto pilot kicked in and I was good to go.
by BlazenKazen August 20, 2022
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Whiskey Pilot

When you go to the bathroom unsure if you have to pee or poop so you sit down and hope for the best.
I have to use the bathroom. I’m unsure why, so I am just going to go in an pull a whiskey pilot
by 20Jawless July 12, 2021
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Twenty One Pilots

Twenty One Pilots is a band with potential, composed of a coward, Tyler Joseph, and a wonder of the world, Josh Dun. Their lyrics are deep, for example:
-I'm a bendy-toe

-Help me bowl of rice

-Josh Dun !
-I put my socks on my feet

-Tyler Joseph, Twenty One Pilots
by Chepillon April 12, 2019
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