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Net Floor

A Floor Of a building Designated For Routers, Switches, Firewall boxes, Rackmount systems, Web & FTP servers that serer for the local enterprise network system and/or the web. The net floor is also where Most Of the Technical services hangout, i.e. Technicians & network repair men.
Fromm: john@johnjohn.org
To: Netfloor@johnjohn.org

Yesterday I Couldn't access my Internet, I just wanted to inform you guys on Net floor 16 so it could maybe get fixed.

john doe @ office 122, floor 12
by J.c.McQueen December 12, 2008
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Nettings

Nettings at Solvang
by Nettings November 26, 2018
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Slip through any net

Meaning down below she's smooth and wet
"What was jess like"
"Oh she could slip through any net"
by MukeMikeCut August 20, 2017
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net pyramid

The new power structure when the most powerful companies take over the internet and drive internet traffic to their sites while smaller companies are pushed to the bottom. net neutrality, internet, websites, pyramid, Google, Microsoft, internet search, surfing the web, tech industry, tech, search engine, computer
If net neutrality is destroyed then the net pyramid will rule and most small businesses will suffer.
by joecoolthefool July 20, 2017
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Jordi net

Internet connection that is slower then an Africans brain
This guy has Jordi net, he must be having a LAN-party at Jordi's house while raping his little brother.
by Teeth checker March 30, 2022
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Net Idol

A kind of (typically kaigai) idol who is mainly online rather than doing live events or going to cons.
Wota 1: Hey, did you see that one net idol groups livestream yesterday?
Wota 2: Connections? Yeah, they were so cool!
by shshshizuku November 27, 2020
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Neighbour-net

1. The horrible internet you steal from your neighbours. However bad, it is generally frowned upon to complain due to the fact that it is free access to The Internet.

2. A netting made out of your neighbours. This is a rarer use of the word. Because it's weird really.
Dave: "Oh boy! This neighbour-net is so slow! Yet I'm so thankful!"
Dave's Neighbour: "Sir, please stop stealing our Internet."

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Policeman 1: "So what was that Dave guy arrested for?"
Policeman 2: "He was caught making Neighbour-net."
Policeman 1: "That sick bastard!"
by The Delusional Dave August 28, 2012
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