Machine Gunning

Putting your index finger in someones anus

while keeping your thumb up and your other fingers retracted, thus acting as if your hand were a gun, while moving your finger back and forth fast and making machine gun sounds.

You would'nt believe how much this girl enjoys me machine gunning her asshole!

by DVESenS July 13, 2012

giggle machine

someone who makes you laugh really hard, all the time.
also known as a giggle factory.

Geez, yer a total giggle machine.

by meganMACHINE July 25, 2008

Sex machine

Freddie Mercury

I'm a sex machine ready to reload
Like an atom bomb
About to oh - oh - oh - oh - oh explode
I'm burning through the sky
200 degrees
That's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit
I wanna make a super-sonic woman of you

Don't stop me now
I'm having' such a good time
I'm having' a ball
Don't stop me now
If you wanna have a good time
Just give me a call
Don't stop me now
Cause I'm having a good time
I don't wanna stop at all

Da da da da
da da da da
da da da da - ah - ah
da da da
da da da da da da (da)

by scrumptiousMonster July 9, 2017

Bone Machine

A really hot guy

"Look at that bone machine over there..."

by softkitty_2013 May 15, 2016

Fag Machine

1. Someone that's unbelievebly annoying.
2. A ridiculous person.

1. Sergio is such a fag machine.

by Paulette November 30, 2006

Queef Machine

Another name for an automatic air freshener. This device makes a squirting sound when spraying out beautiful smelling goodness(aka queef) every so often depending on its settings. You will need to get queef refills as they don't last more than about 3 months.

You would say thank you queef every time it sprays its great scents. "Did your Queef Machine just go off? cause it smells some good in here!" " Yes it did my good friend" "Thank you queef" Man I need to run to Walmart to pick up some more queef, she's runnin out.

by kswin January 18, 2011

Jackoff Machine

A large machine in which one lays under the main body of it and a metal cylinder is placed around the pecker.And when its turned on the cylinder moves up and down and jacks you off and can be make to go extremely fast.
Guys are sometimes forced to get in it as a punishment.

He's in the Jackoff machine.

by Judge dredd7 November 8, 2011