smutter fingers

The disgusting smell and stickiness left behind on ones hand after spending the night with a smutty woman

Tommy shoulda washed his hands after bein with that ho, i can smell his smutter fingers from here.

by cspazz January 28, 2015

vagina fingers

The nickname given to a girl who is open about her masturbation habits or used to joke about the fact she masturbates when she touches something of yours.

"Amy get your vagina fingers off my phone"

by addisonand5sos April 5, 2017

rainbow finger

when a man inserts his finger into the private place of another man

"Dude. Last night I got rainbow fingered.."
"Oh. Awkward."

by yeabitch October 17, 2009

Finger Turtle

When wiping your ass your finger accidently breaks through the single ply Chinese toilet paper and makes contact with your own shit and possibly asshole

"Oh my god, I just shook hands with that representative from the Chinese Education Department after I accidently did a Finger Turtle in the bathroom."

by greekhornet May 4, 2009

gentleman's finger

Noun - The digit, usually the index finger, that is inserted into your partner's asshole during sex. The gentleman's finger is sometimes used to persuade a reluctant partner into trying anal sex.

If the gentleman's finger is withdrawn from the asshole at any time during or after sex, it may not be used until it has been cleaned. If the sex continues after withdrawal of the finger, all fingers may touch the partner except the gentleman's finger, which must be held up away from the body, so as not to corrupt the partner with ass juices.

I told him to clip his fingernails because he scratched up my asshole with his gentleman's finger last night.

by MilitiaP June 24, 2015

Corndog Fingers

The superlative of fat fingers.
To have fingers that resemble a corndog. Fingers so fat that they look like sausage fingers with a layer of a cornbread on top.

Mike "goddamn you have corndog fingers"
Nick "What the shit are corndog fingers?"
Mike "Your goddamn fingers are too fat to be just sausages"

by Sonofabeeeshh January 18, 2010

Finger Shorts

Finger Shorts: pair of shorts that are short in length but loose enough for a finger to get wet.

That girl is definitely wearing some Finger Shorts.

by Radacabulary August 21, 2017