getting clawed the fuck out of

v. the act of having sexual intercourse with a feline

Hey bro, i'm getting clawed the fuck out of my mind tonight. want to join?

by mastaoftheinternet April 13, 2011

The Ol' Monkey Claw

Le piece de resistance. Giving a Carl to-go and then finishing up with a Chili Dog.

And I thought it just tasted good! Man, I could take that Ol' Monkey Claw all fuckin night!

by Sam February 26, 2005

Meow this kitty's got claws

A reply to ones bitchy remark

Tom : What should I wear to this party ?!
Heather : how about you wear your Robin hood outfit ?

Tom : ooh meow this kitty's got claws ! ;)

by UnicornsRULeSblud November 14, 2011

j o o claw

the best pker on Runescape, he fucking owns all.

guy one: hey dude, i just watched j o o claw's pk vids! their fucking epic! guy two:i know man, i was in world 65 chillin west of edge, watchin him wreck the shit out of everyone!

by cj123456 September 3, 2009

hoe claws

The name that Santa Claus' wife earned after she got a stiletto manicure.

elf 1: bro why do you think Santa always yellin "ho ho ho" on Christmas

elf 2: my nigga don't you know every Christmas he giving hoe claws the d in the sleigh, and every time he finna nut he yells "hoe hoe hoe"

by Raibae October 15, 2017

Claw Dangor

A universal term to mean anything the user wants or intends. Also used as an effective confusion tactic meant to send the recipient into a downward spiral of wtfuckery. Claw dangor can be used when the user doesn't know what to say in any situation along with any emotion felt, as well.

"Noah is such a claw dangor."
"Liam is my little claw dangor."
Person 1: "Oh yeah?! Is that what you think?! Claw dangor."
Person 2: "What."

by JustinR507 June 17, 2016

Traded for cat claws

When you find an item for cheaper at another store

Bruh did you see the price of that lawnmower at the home depot? I almost traded for cat claws

by sonic the hebber hobber April 12, 2022