childrens menu

Code for obamas underground child labor service. Defines whether they plan on torturing the child with an apache helicopter or the leg of an elmo doll

Boi lets which one off the childrens menu u wanna use on this cancer kid

by David the weeb slayer March 21, 2017

harmless children

Kids who like to sing on their karaoke devices when shitting on their little kid potties. Often referred to as midgety diaper devils or MDD. These evil beasts can strangle you while singing Taylor Swift on their karaoke machines. Karaoke is referred to KARA OKEEEEEEEEEEE in China while screaming it out in public where you can flash everyone with your tiny little pubic hairs with crabs and herpes.

Hobo: Hi, I'm the babysitter you hired.
Dumbass: hey can u take care of me harmless children? One's five and the other's 2
Hobo: Ok sure
*Next Day*
Hobo: Hey kids im ur babysitter
Kids: oh okay lemme sing some karaoke furst hehehe
Hobo: WAT TUH FOOOK HE DIDNT TELL ME THERE WAS A KARAOKE MACHINE!??!?!?!
Kids: yeah well deel wiff it. OH MAH GURRD ITS TAYLUR SWIFFFT!
Hobo: THES KIDS ARE DEMONS! Fuck this im raping them and then ill eat em. Eat then like literally i already ate them figuratively stop fucking wondering you dumbass.

by CrunchyPotatoNapkins December 19, 2018

children

little shits

Person 1: you heard about Polly's new kid?
Person 2: Yeah, I hate children though.

by timothy10583 November 23, 2020

Children

A demon leech and generally terrible thing.

man i hate children, they're the WORST

by NMEwoptop April 18, 2023

children of Macaulay

Indian people (often left-leaning, salad eater feminoids) who reject their native culture in favour of Westernization.

Sanghi#1: Ahh, look there... That's the group of children of Macaulay I was taking about. They are the ones who burnt a khakhi chaddi ours while protesting yesterday.

Sanghi#2: oh, I see. They really suck!

by GuiltySpark6523 October 7, 2022

priority children

When you have multiple children from different partners and favor one or some of the children instead of all. You put one child higher than another.

You never see this baby but you can drop anything for your priority children.

by Nikonym July 2, 2018

Children

The snack that smiles back

How do you like your children Jim?
-Lightly salted, with a side of ketchup

JIM NO

by Asriel The Goat August 13, 2021