The act of unloading a massive crap that is so massive and powerful the lining of your anus ripes and stretches like to the point of no return.
Hey Jeff sorry man I just laid a brown bomber in your your guest bathroom and did a DYI work on the walls and sink area .
by DESS NUTS September 1, 2020

by Name here: May 6, 2018

the royal bomber is represented in a roblox game called “prtty much evry bordr gam evr” (PMEBGE). it is basically the new guardians of the isle
(GOTIS can sometimes stink, only spamming bomb gliders but hey they are pretty cool anyway)
(GOTIS can sometimes stink, only spamming bomb gliders but hey they are pretty cool anyway)
random admission: OMG ITS A KC!!!!!!
the RB: no im a royal bomber
admission: whats that?
RB: its the new GOTI
RB: hi grand marshal HiIrock99
HiIrock99: hi fellow royal bomber
RB: oh im a gen null royal bomber
the RB: no im a royal bomber
admission: whats that?
RB: its the new GOTI
RB: hi grand marshal HiIrock99
HiIrock99: hi fellow royal bomber
RB: oh im a gen null royal bomber
by tovhov July 12, 2021

When a person climbs into the ceiling of a bathroom and cuts a hole above the shower recess for their erect penis to hang through and then ejaculates on the next unsuspecting user of the shower.
He was mortified to find his roommate had once again given him a Bomber's Surprise Shower when entering the shower to prepare for work. It would take him hours to remove all the semen from his hair.
by Bender_124 November 5, 2013

He's lucky I didn't through my certification on the ground and whoop his ass for letting those Relapse Bombers in my Class/office.
by 12stepornostep May 5, 2021

Probably the greatest unknown Call of Duty player ever. He has since switched to Homefront. Not to be confused with The Fake Bomber
by FPSxRussia May 26, 2011

When you a shite so god damn stank that the air vent in your bathroom permiates the entire godamn world...
"Dude I just committed an act of terror against all other Alpha Males and dropped a huge duce in my toilet and now I'm labeled a Pooiside Bomber"
by Ray Chadbury May 21, 2022
