April 5th

It's national midget day. Say hi to your midget friend.

"Look at that girl, it's her birthday today. "
"But today's April 5th, the national midget day!"
"Well she is a midget."
"She is!"

by Prelepimiske April 4, 2023

April 5th

Harass your cousins day

I will harass you on April 5th

by Manmaker April 5, 2023

5th world country

A country that pretends to care about human rights while blatantly and outright changing the law to show the people they mean absolutely nothing to the government.

America is the only 5th world country on earth.

by WeeMentalJo May 3, 2023

December 5th fuck your roommate day

It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other

Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow

by Remmerr November 27, 2023

December 5th

The day where the prettiest girls was born🤞🏾

Pretty girls born on December 5th

by Yurrr1946 November 30, 2023

December 5th

National Kiss your fortnite sugar daddy goodnight day. You must pleasure that homie that always gifts you 🙏

December 5th: National pleasure your fortnite sugar daddy day

Guy: Yo Lemme go to your room tonight for all those fortnite gifts you get me 😫
His homie: Ight bet

by TheGoat34 December 2, 2023

5th december

International nudes day where ur gf has to send u nudes (atleast 5 pics)

On 5th december Gf send bf the spiciest nudes she ever took

by lordeet December 3, 2023