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Testickies

Often associated with a severe case of swalls/mustynut, a condition in which ones scrote will stick to the sides of the thighs. This normally causes the victim to do a quick "lift and shift" or a silly leg twitch, on the sly, while walking.
It was so hot outside yesterday that my swalls developed into an unbeatable case of testickies.
by Blackie Meditz January 23, 2007
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Testicle-Pains

Pains in said testicles often happening to people who slay dragons.
Berries had testicle-pains after slaying that dragon Nicole.
by mitchusonfire February 3, 2009
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testiclation

noun: The act of two sets of testicles hitting each other such as during a three way with two men and a woman (one in the pink and one in the stink).
Umberto had a case of Testiclation A because of incidents that transpired the night before with his boys Dan and Jake.
by Sol-Corp January 29, 2010
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Testicil

A low cost ointment men apply to get rid of testicular odor.
Me and my wife love using lemon-cented Testicil.
by Soappackets June 29, 2011
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Tactical Chocolate

The chocolate a wife 'hides' in plain view so her husband doesn't think to search further and discover the true stash.
I smelled chocolate in the house and immediately found a Hersey bar, I later discovered she had hidden Carmel filled chocolate deeper in the pantry. Her use of tactical chocolate ensured I did not find her stash.
by jklink77 October 9, 2013
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Tactical friending

When you have no mutual friends with your crush on Facebook, so you friend people so you don't look weird when you add them.
Zaki: Who's that buff girl over there?

Tahmid: idk but I think her name's Hannah

Zaki: Never seen her before, I might have to start doing some tactical friending

mutual friend cyber stalking insta bae
by Terrshamidul December 16, 2015
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Tactical Shit

Pronunciation: /ˈtaktək(ə)l/ /SHit/

The act of intentionally vacating ones bowels at an opportune moment in order to gain a some sort of strategic or tactical advantage rather than just because you have to.
Greg:I took a tactical shit right before I showered to make sure that I don’t have to poop after I got clean.

Throckmorton: I once tactically shit myself to get out of jury duty.
by Yuoa’re Mother March 9, 2020
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