Turner Pond

When you cum in a woman's belly button and let the semen stay pooled up in it.

I had to pull out quick couldn't make it to her chest so I gave her the ol Turner Pond.

by LEgeNdxx12 June 8, 2020

sheldon turner

Tierra Reynolds's Boyfriend

Hi I'm Sheldon Turner.

by Tamale August 2, 2017

Tike Turner

cockney slang for earner.

AKA money maker, smooth operator and spiritual lyricist.

flew to the uk and made quick tike turner of these verses.

securing the bag with a higher purpose.

by anonymous April 4, 2022

Mia Turner

Much like the Masai Giraffe, Mia Turner is spotted, lengthy, and shits standing standing up.

Her companion, Peter Sarris, and her. Sit down for dinner every night and partake in a meal of shit served with a large side of chipolte ranch.

Mia Turner is so weird. She literally eats fucking pickles dipped in chipolte ranch.

She pleases her self with a boy toy named Colin who has to be the most ugly mf on this planet. She preformed oral sex on him in a class room during a basketball game at Blue Valley West High School.

Person: “hi Mia”
Mia: “hi”
*mia walks away*
Person to friend: “god damn I hate that bitch Mia Turner”

by Cockfighter101 February 23, 2022

Jamian turner

A pussy that will run that cox sucker of his to anyone but can not back it up if u meet a jamian in ur life time just know he will touch ur butt and will call his grandma before u get to scrap with him jamian is the number 1 vagina of adams county

Stay away from pussy asses named jamian turner

by DANI the stain January 16, 2022

Turner

A Tuner is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is so good in bed he has a horse sized cock and will show you what a fun time looks like. He will spread your legs open and then fill you up with his white cream.

Jamie: omg whys turners cock so big?
Turner: It’s because I’m a Turner duh.
Jamie: we’ll then give it to me right now!

by Jsuevehdud March 6, 2023

Turner

A dumb idiot no one likes except for big forehead people that has a potato forehead he’s a dumb little punk that is stupid and cocky fuck turner and he has a microscopic penis

Turner is stupid

Olivia I dated him for money oh wait he has none

by Ahhhh yess daddy & papi April 22, 2022