TOFTI

Too Old For The Internet - Someone that is unable to keep up with the speed of memes.

Jesus, my dad is such a TOFTI he's still trying to rickroll people like it's 2007 and he doesn't even know to disguise the url.

by edydantes November 12, 2010

tootsie role

The art of shating and putting it in a blender and freezing it than inserting into the vagina

Dude i tootsie role her lastnight

by Flipjack August 29, 2016

tootsie cat

A big black cat that kills birds for sport and pisses off all the crotchety old people in the trailer park.

Did you see that dead bird? I think tootsie cat is outside again. Ready for

by Hot red March 26, 2017

Tots

Tired of this shit

I’m tots that I’ve been going through.

by Kmsrnloketn June 22, 2018

deef toots

The end bit of a joint. Otherwise known as "the endy bit", "the toast" or "last toaks".

"Leave me deef toots man....."

by Professor Morioarty January 28, 2008

Hairy Tootsie Roll

The sex act of taking your dirty hairy underwear off while doggy-style and asking the woman if she wants a Hairy Tootsie Roll, the shoving your hairy skid mark underwear in her mouth.

Dude last night I gave my G/F a Hairy Tootsie Roll and she said she loved it!

by Snipedog22 January 23, 2013

Dusty Tootsie Roll

When you cover your partners chest in baby powder and then defecate into the powder. The result is a piece of feces covered in baby powder. A Dusty Tootsie Roll.

I saw a video where Paris Hilton got a dusty Tootsie Roll.

by Dr. McDoctorson June 5, 2015