wife pounds

The 10-60 lbs a woman gains in the first few years of marriage.

Tyler: "Damn dude, Rachel really let herself go since getting married.
Hans: "For real, she put on those wife pounds".

Homeboy 1: "Wow, homegirl really let herself go since she got married".
Homeboy 2: "As soon as she got that ring she put on those wife pounds".

by Flatfoot McCloud July 31, 2018

Paul's Wife

Our safe word refers to the pastor's wife at my mother's church. No connection between paul's wife and my sex life tho.

Me: *screams* Paul's Wife
him: pulls out, "was I hitting that too hard?"

by hotdilflover February 14, 2023

Fat Wife

Usually the wife of a redneck that lives in a run down house with a wall unit AC. A fat wife is commonly known as "Betsy" or "Beth" or "Denise". When she takes a shower she needs to use a yard stick to hold up her flabs to scrub under them. She also can turn ur modded liftkit redneck Ford F-150 into a lowrider 2 inches off the ground if she can even make it up the steps to the truck.

My fat wife jiggles like jell-o when i beat her because im a abusive husband.

by Zeltzy on youtube November 22, 2019

wife proof

When your wife won't be able to use something you own

Yo man, these slippers are size 12! They're wife proof!

by Thawab November 5, 2022

Charm Wife

This is who you marry after two divorces, so make it good. The third time's the charm after all.

Me: "I'm glad I divorced crazy bitch number two. It's time for the Charm Wife."

Dude X: "It's meant to be."

by mfcohiba June 5, 2013

slutty wife

A way of a married woman to dress/behave like a slut, making horny all the (straight) males around her.
This issue might be caused by a sense of dissatisfaction from the woman to her husband (or maybe she's just a slut).

The way she dressed makes her seem like a slutty wife. I would bang her if her husband wasn't that big.

by C.Rai August 6, 2019

Lot’s wife

She was, quite literally, a little salty.

What can you say about Lot’s wife? She was from Sodom. A real pillar of her community. She had a good life, though she made some mistakes when she looked back on it. DISCLAIMER: I am not in any way affiliated with the Big G. I don’t know what’s really goin’ on. This is a little shoutout to the Bible literate among you, believers or otherwise. You might even get a little chuckle out of it. Or not, I guess...

by vfuzz March 6, 2019