A girl who marries a member of your crew. Her loyalty resides with the members of the crew, above all other female affiliations.
Moostie and Greasy are a crew. Moostie marry's Blondie; Greasy dates Roxy. Blondie becomes friends with Roxy. Greasy and Roxy break up - Blondie is no longer friends with Roxy, because she is a Crew Wife.
by Bill Shatenkirk June 20, 2011
What can you say about Lot’s wife? She was from Sodom. A real pillar of her community. She had a good life, though she made some mistakes when she looked back on it. DISCLAIMER: I am not in any way affiliated with the Big G. I don’t know what’s really goin’ on. This is a little shoutout to the Bible literate among you, believers or otherwise. You might even get a little chuckle out of it. Or not, I guess...
by vfuzz March 07, 2019
Somebody who just wanted the kill (to fuck) and ended up dating the person. Their intentions were just to fuck and go but they felt attached and then wifed them.
"Yo did you here about peter and ashley"
"No"
"Their dating now"
"I thought she was just a kill"
"Exactly"
"Ew he wife a kill"
"No"
"Their dating now"
"I thought she was just a kill"
"Exactly"
"Ew he wife a kill"
by rebeccaregrets April 21, 2020
A woman you want as your wife someday but because of circumstances you can't be in a relationship so you are willing to settle for being besties until that day comes.
by ZeeRoja June 07, 2018
by Frog girls are hot :) June 18, 2019
Shortened version for Japanese wife. There are lot of people mentioning their Japanese wife on reddit to have some kind of alibi for whatever they say. So the term j-wife was coined.
Oh look at Joe who thinks he'll live a happy life once he gets his j-wife.
There are a lot of people mentioning their j-wife's on reddit.
There are a lot of people mentioning their j-wife's on reddit.
by jwife January 22, 2022
by HD HO June 27, 2019