Freedom Casualty

An injury resulting from excessive 4th of July celebrations, usually caused by a combination of alcohol and fireworks

"Oh shit bro he just got fucked up by those fireworks!"
"Oh well man, just another FREEDOM CASUALTY!!! ''MERICA!!!"

by Haloer July 3, 2017

Freedom of the Press

(1.) (Gym etiquette):
Showing consideration to other gym members by not hogging machines or bench presses, others may want to use.

(2.) The freedom felt after physically venting one's daily frustrations, by lifting weights.

Better to abide by "freedom of the press" and be conscientious of other gym members, than hog a machine you are not using. Or are taking lengthy rest periods on, during the busiest time of day.

by Olive989 March 23, 2023

freedom hater

Someone who hates Linux.

Steve Ballmer is a freedom hater

by Meandmyfubbs September 7, 2020

Freedom Cake

A freedom cake is a dessert baked in the United States on or around the 4th of July Independence Day holiday. It can be a cake of any sort, decorated with white frosting on top, accompanied by blueberries arranged in a square on the top left corner and horizontal rows of strawberries or red raspberries running across the remainder of the cake's surface. This configuration depicts the American flag, hence the name.

Jane didn't know what to bring to the 4th of July picnic until her mother suggested baking a Freedom Cake in order to make use of the blueberries and strawberries they had just bought.

by Ldkings July 2, 2014

freedom hangers

testicles that reach mammoth proportions due to varioius influences including but not limited to, pot smoking, warm but comfortable temperatures or going commando for large stretches of time. The testicles relax and stretch becoming almost a nuisance due to the proximity that they reach between your legs.

After smoking pot by the pool all day, Allison complemented me on my freedom hangers.

by MoneyMatt June 11, 2006

Freedom Withdrawal

That feeling you get when the thought occurs to yourself of,"Do you know how much easier life would be if I only had to worry about myself". Usually occurs during marriage, dating, or parenthood.

I am getting a feeling of freedom withdrawal.

by Jason2085 August 25, 2012

Freedom Flu

Mainly an American disease but highly transferrable to all people of the world. Used to describe a feeling of not being forced to take a vaccine you know isbuseless.

The whole company is shut down due to freedom flu. They are supposed to be vaccinated by today.

by BigGator October 12, 2021