adjective describing the desperate attempts by insecure and painful lax parents to glorify their reclassed and comically overaged teenage sons on social media by incessantly posting ever single shot that their precious Augie (short for Augustus) takes with imposing emojis such as 🔥💪💀 and fear-inducing words like "Tuff" and "Him”
Chatsworth's mom is thirsty AF. She's always posting lax videos of him with comments like "That's my handsome Him! Oh Chatty, you are straight fire 🔥" and paying extra to boost his Insta Reels.
Bigsby is a thirsty drip king. His parents didn't send him to kindergarten until he was 7 and then he reclassed in 8th grade when he started at McDonogh and again in 10th grade when he transferred to Brunswick.
Bigsby is a thirsty drip king. His parents didn't send him to kindergarten until he was 7 and then he reclassed in 8th grade when he started at McDonogh and again in 10th grade when he transferred to Brunswick.
by Benjamin Buttonz April 30, 2024
Get the Thirstymug. by Lilxhunnixb May 28, 2018
Get the Thirstymug. 1. Overly desirable of attention or affection
2. Expressing the need or want for something to a point that is perceived as excessive
3. A pejoratively negative way of describing a person as so “needy” to the point of being offensive to others
2. Expressing the need or want for something to a point that is perceived as excessive
3. A pejoratively negative way of describing a person as so “needy” to the point of being offensive to others
She just signed up for drama club because she’s thirsty
Oh my look at Ric offering his jacket to Rachel, he’s so thirsty
I don’t tell that girl anything she’s so thirsty she’ll just spill.
Oh my look at Ric offering his jacket to Rachel, he’s so thirsty
I don’t tell that girl anything she’s so thirsty she’ll just spill.
by ShawnMooo March 12, 2023
Get the Thirstymug. A thirsty hamster refers humorously to a sexual act where someone performs oral sex on a man as he lays across the roof of a car with his penis hanging down through the sunroof, similar go a hamster drinking from a sipper water bottle. First went viral on TikTok in February 2024.
They found a quiet place where they could park, open the sunroof, and she could be a thirsty hamster.
by John in Chicago February 21, 2024
Get the thirsty hamstermug. She sits in the front seat of a car with a sunroof. He lays across the roof of the car with his wiener hanging through the open sunroof. She performs her impression of a thirsty hamster on a water bottle.
by Totallynormalguy69420 March 30, 2024
Get the Thirsty hamstermug. A secret code originated by the teamsters back in the 1970s, forcing every ups driver to have sex with a least one person of the same sex, the last Thursday of every month, twice in the month of June, to help celebrate juneteeth. a driver will be terminated immediately for not following protocol. Any driver that has completed the amazing feat of sexually servicing every customer on there route, will get to go to a sporting event of their choice and all the beverages they can enjoy! Ups thirsty Thursday was lit!!!
Yo mountain, congrats on completing that amazing feat!!! Bud lite at the vols game on me!!! It's ups thirsty Thursday bitches!!!
by Lilrichard123 May 10, 2023
Get the Ups thirsty Thursdaymug. by P Sandu November 19, 2023
Get the thirsty ass white niggamug.