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Squid dribble

Noun/Verb. When a guy cums in a condom, then cuts the end off of the condom to squeeze onto the brow line of his sexual partner. The jizz then dribbles into his/her eyes in a tentacle-like pattern, giving it the name “squid dribble.” Source: Lester Holt.
He squid dribbled me hardcore last night. It was squinty as hell.
by Squiddribbler4620 January 31, 2020
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Hit the squid

When someone has to clean up the mess of an animal. This includes vomit, urine, blood, shit, and any other bodily fluid or waste.

Warning: This term does not Include any mess that doesn't involve bodily fluid or waste!
The use of the word "squid" is referring to the disgusting nature of squids. These sick bastards produce a a inky mess, that is impossible to clean up, as a "self defense mechanism," but really, they're just assholes.
Correct usage: "I gotta go hit the squid. The dog crapped on the floor"

Incorrect usage: "Go hit the squid, the cat knocked over the vase"
by Skittlesdoggg December 25, 2018
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Squid man

squid man is a hero not to be confused with as batman. squid man fight for mothman city (NOT GOTHAM CITY)

his lead villains are THE JESTER, MAN SQUID, THE QUESTONARE,FROST MAYOR,-

here are some quotes from out hero.

This city is dark just like ink that comes from the balls of darkness - Squid man 2022

OH NO THERE ARE ZOMBIES EVERYWHERE! - Squid man 2022

I AM JUSTICEINK.

he is a comedic parody of bat-man
LOOK ITS SQUID MAN!!
by Palemont March 7, 2022
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Squid game

A verb to mean being caught out or surprised by something
*getting no recognition for coining the verb squid game and someone else claiming it upon season 2 of squid game coming out
by Squiddy girl June 25, 2022
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squid floping

"Squid Floping" is A form of taunting in the Splatoon games by jumping and turning squid and kid quickly / rapidly
Bro1: *playing Splatoon* yo i'm squid floping
Bro2: yoooo bro You SUCK
by Carss1235 November 18, 2019
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cheesy squid

When your asshole leaks and oozes a fromage like liquid
His asshole had taken so many man loads it was like a cheesy squid
by Tier half September 2, 2022
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Squid games

Martin Luther King Jr. would love it if he could watch it, people perishing together as fools.
Squid Games is exactly the way people like there bullshit. They like their bullshit more than they like Martin Luther King Jr. apparently. Even Martin Luther King Jr., Gandhi, or Jesus would probably like Squid games more than they liked themselves, because people tend to like a show of narcissism more than they like a mundane person thinking of how to help other people.
by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021
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